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A team of college professors from U Cynic, a small and downtrodden school, has published the following extensive report based upon their studies of the life of the typical (American) human being. They state that their findings on the nature of existence are absolutely accurate after years of...

Another whopper of a WS matchup is upon us and I'm sure >90% of America couldn't have predicted this matchup, nor do they really care who wins. I don't know about the rest of you, but I know a alot of 'fans' who HAVE to choose a side regardless of the sport or matchup. You know, the type of...

I just wasted two hours of my life watching the clichéd action movie Battle:LA. Before watching it and for some unexplained reason, I did what I promised long ago that I wouldn’t: I expected something. In this case, I expected that the movie wouldn’t be bad. After not more than 20 minutes of...

Have you been watching the new episodes of Futurama? And if so, what do you think of the return thus far?

Thoughts? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/06/20/2010-06-20_new_female_condom_with_teethlike_hooks_debuts_at_world_cup.html

Inspired by The Back to the Future and Clockwork Orange threads as well as recently just watching an old TV show I was fond of, I feel like asking the question: What movies or TV shows, if any, should be remade or 'modernized'? The only sure fire candidate that I have off of the top of my head...

It struck me like a lightning bolt. Seriously, think about it: Gimmicky and outlandish appearance/persona, the forefront of their popularity: CHECK A slew of media attention, deserved or not: CHECK A few good songs, however bizarre and/or outplayed: CHECK Accompanied (purposely) zany music...

I present to you all, for absolutely no reason, the TMF ‘MYRIADA RIGHTS’: EDIT: Yes, this is how I waste my spare time. DOUBLE EDIT: Just in case someone is 'having a bad day', this is meant in total jest and if you can't take a joke then I fart in your general direction.

ASU's posting of 'The Touch' in the Transformers thread got me brainstorming the best of the worst (or best if you liked the 80's) 80's rock songs in movies from that era. So I ask you: What are the best or worst 80's [rock] songs from 80's movies? The list I compiled is as follows and though...

Where are the best places that you have gone on vacation and/or visited and why? Other than Germany, my more specific short list would be Vancouver, B.C. and Boise, ID. Granted, I haven't been to the likes of Rome or Athens yet, but having been around the world a little I find those two...

So lets say that the Devil appears to you and gives you a Faustian or Charlie Daniels Band like offer. You get to have whatever it is that you want if you defeat him in a competition of your choosing. If you lose, he gets your soul, if you don't choose the competition then he does (and Lord...

'Then don't say anything at all...' Now most folks have heard that old phrase sometime in their lives, but have you learned to practice it? Do you advocate such thinking, why or why not? And do you think it's a practical thought process or is it only neccessary in some situations...

The mighty Pittsburgh Steelers have apparently traded their #1 WR Santonio Holmes to the Jets for a 5th round pick. http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/news/story?id=5077088 Never mind that Holmes was a 1st round pick, is almost 10 years younger than Hines Ward, won a Super Bowl MVP and has...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wife_selling Oh to have lived 300 years ago! And the second bullet from the 'in the news' section: "The Mystery Monkey of Tampa Bay evades authorities in St. Petersburg" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystery_Monkey_of_Tampa_Bay I don't think either is an April...

We all have those certain scenes in movies or TV which make us laugh or cry or emote in a specific way no matter what, every time. What are yours and is there a why? There are alot I could mention, but off of the top of my head a short list of mine: One of the worst (and unintentionally...

Can you take it? What kinds? Why or why not? Now criticism has many forms, ranging from general observation to painfully antagonizing, so I ask assuming you can tell the differences in-between. Obviously most people don't like to be all-out insulted or berated by someone who is clearly a...

Hot off the presses from the College Board: All I have left to say is... SPEED 2! :facepalm:

What exercises to you enjoy doing and hate to do and is there any reason why? Personally, Like: Sit-ups, crunches, V-ups or any abdominal work (which is funny, because I still have what would be considered a 'pouch' :D). They just come easy to me and it doesn't bother me to work it at...

Now that this NFL season is over, no better way to get over the hangover than to make impossible predictions about the next year. If you get yours right you'll be a genius and even if you're wrong, you can get off the hook because no one takes this early predictions seriously. :D My Super Bowl...

Walk into your bedroom... Only there is NOBODY of your sexual persuasion tied down to your bed spread eagle with any note that says 'do what you want with me'. :shock2: Do you: a. Pinch yourself, because it can't be so... b. Check to make sure they aren't hiding... c. Express relief that...