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Qjakal Yeah, kind of a goofy screen name, but i'm used to it. I've had it in some version for almost 15 years now. It's a mish mash of my initials, high school nick and the letter Q which was necessary because all the versions of jakal are always taken it seems. I'm 53+ years old... the...

This is like a weird dream....but I guess there's nothing else to do but enjoy a start like this and hope the wheels (pitching) stay on the cart. Go Mets! Q

http://www.thebeerbelly.com/ You can't make this stuff up.... Q

The premise is as follows..... There is a green room of infinite size that you can bring objects into. I will start with an object that is allowed. Anyone can follow and I will tell you if it is allowed or not. I will then add another object. Eventually someone must figure out what the...

After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics any problem they had with the airplane during the flight. The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then explain in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken. The...

A Winters Day ...feeling pessimistic Tears, Idle Tears Lord Alfred Tennyson Tears, idle tears, I know not what they mean, Tears from the depth of some divine despair Rise in the heart, and gather to the eyes, In looking on the happy Autumn-fields, And thinking of the days that are no...

HOW THE ANGEL CAME TO RESIDE ON TOP OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting ready for his annual trip...but there were problems everywhere. Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones so Santa was beginning to...

This is an obscure novelette. The premise was that your mind was rated at a certain number, and your status in society was reflected by that number. You could move up by challenging numbers above you and besting them in a contest of wills/intellect, at which point your number increased and the...

Subject: Fw: Our next meeting place? The Hilton LET'S RETIRE AT THE HILTON Kudos to the anonymous writer for his logic "No nursing home for me! I'm checking into the Hilton. With the average cost for a nursing home per day reaching $188.00, there is a better way when we get old and...

Tried these a few weeks ago. Their official title is "Fallin' Off The Bone Ribs" and holy crap is that accurate! Good beyond belief and figured I'd share...easy enough for anyone to prepare (believe me, if "I" can do it...you can do it...lol) Q Pork Rib Recipe: Ingredients: 1 package of...

161 to go... Okay, the Mets are undefeated...lol. Nice game, wish we could bottle THAT type of performance! Damned if something didn't go right for a change. Q

Just wondering if we had any other accomplished keglers. Finally threw an 800 series tonight. I've had a lot of 300 games, but this is my first 800 set. Man, that's a tough number to get to...lol. Went 268-289-244. Q

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/worldbiz/archives/2004/03/16/2003102692 It's one thing to invade Iraq, but who the hell are you trying to kid? Taking on Billy Gates and Microsoft? Think you've got the WMD's for that load? Actually would be nice if there could be a bit more competition, and...

I t-h-i-n-k Tony wanted that bear to wander back. He seemed to be spoiling for a fight, and in this case at least the bear is in his weight class...lol. Looking forward to Steve Buscemi doing what he does best on the show this year... Q

I've just put in a slot car track for my little one since it seems like something we could enjoy together. Figured I'd see if there were any enthusiasts among us specializing in this hobby to chat with before I start expanding and getting more equipment. Basically I purchased a #3 Scaletrix...

These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but ... the least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss But I slept with you, because I was pissed. ************************* I thought that I could love no other...

Word Lovers / Washington Post Annual Word Definitions The Washington Post annually publishes a contest for readers in which they are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of the winning entries in this year's contest. 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is...

23rd Psalms MBA version The Lord and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation. He restores to original satisfaction...

Figured this was a good time to post this, after reading about yet another case of fatal road rage yesterday... BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN NEW YORK 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New York driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstance should you leave...

Try this.... While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it! NOW GET BACK TO WORK! Q says so....