*kurch shows up at Sensei 3000 training grounds*
Sensei 3000: Great to see you here kurch.
*kurch bows to Sensei 3000*
Sensei 3000: Ahhh no need for that my friend. I would not even stil be around if not for you and THE THREAD
kurch: Perhaps but it is a tradition and some traditions are worht keeping. Especially ones showing respect to your friends.
*Sensei 3000 bows back*
Sensei 3000: Hmmm I thought I was the teacher here.... well I cant argue with that LOL.
kurch: So what you want to do today?
Sensei 3000: Well if you are going up against this Chef Tony guy and we are doing this whole Armageddon thing I think I should make sure you have as many weapons at your disposal as possible.
kurch: Sounds like a good plan to me.
Sensei 3000: Excellent. The thing I want to help you develop more is your Qigong.... translated from the Chinese it literally means Life Force or Life Energy. Finely developed master of Qi can kill opponents from hundreds of yard away without touching them.
kurch: Wow very impressive.
Sensei 3000: So lets see where you are at? I have some glasses about 250 yard away and some tissue paper hanging in front of them. See if you knock overs some of the glasses without moving the tissue paper.
kurch: Thats not easy.
Sensei 3000: No its not. Just trying to get an idea of where you are at. Just do the best you can.
*kurch meditates for a few minutes and then suddenly opens his eyes and pushes both hands forward rapidly. The tissue paper does not move..... but a second later all the glasses shatter into a million pieces.*
Sensei 3000: Holy crap!!!!!
kurch: Did I mess up Sensei?
Sensei 3000: Yea you were not suppose to break all the glasses. I got no more glasses now. Other then that you are perfect but I think I can help focus your energy so you can be even more powerful. Just try not to break anymore of my glasses.
kurch: Dont worry. I will get you more glasses.
LOL
Sensei 3000: That would be great. Thanks. Meet me here again tomorrow for more lessons.