dalekfire

...no, not the colorful paper-wrapped cardboard box types of presents, ya crazies. I know that's what you were all thinking. But you cannot, in fact, tickle a present...at least, I don't think they can be ticklish...can they? A super adorable girl wrapped up like one can be, though...

I came, I saw...I was conquered. :cry Today was a harsh day for the Dalek. I, your humble sandy-toed overlord and Ex-fo-li-ate-or of Soles, was soundly defeated in an epic clash of wits and wiggles - a cyber-tickle battle that pit the girls against the boys...and today at least, the girls came...

Dalek haz a show-'n-tell. :redface: I commissioned this from an artist at DeviantArt named HomunculusLover (her page can be viewed here) for my fiancee Jenna, as we've recently celebrated our 5-year relationship anniversary. Jenna and I are the ticklees in this piece, with the ticklers being...

Your signature of the four rows of hopping bunnies traveling across the blank screen is like watching my doom approach me in the form of a wrinkled old man in a wheelchair. The happier side of me knows that the old man is probably friendly, and only wants to lecture me on my youth and how I...

...but I like this number, 999...hmm... I think I'm going to not post for a while. Add to the suspense. ^^ And I won't post again until someone prompts me to...here in this topic! :D That's right, I'll hide in a hole somewhere and not post to make it my 1000th until someone persuades me to...