10 Things in Golf that Sound Dirty

[Sunriseticklee]

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Sunriseticklee

 

[Prime]

nice one Sunrise....all thats needed now is a little golfing music....

chica chica wow chica chica bow wow...whacka wow..whacka wow wow

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Thanks Prime.... heehee

I think I will slip this small one in when no one is looking...

(STOP THINKING DIRTY!)

Adam and Eve, Surprised

Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, “Move aside -- I don't know how far its gonna go.”

Heehee
Sunrise

 

[Haltickling]

Golf in Japanese?

A joke on golf as well as on multicultural misunderstandings:

An American business executive is transferred to his company's branch in Japan. He learns to eat with chopsticks, even raw fish, all to get accepted by his Japanese colleagues. He even visits a brothel with them, and during the act, the girl cries out "nachigai ana!" in complete exstasy, several times.

On Sunday, the American plays a round of golf with an important Japanese business partner. Halfway through the game, the Japanese scores a hole-in-one, and eager to please him, the American shouts out what he had learned already: "Nachigai ana, nachigai ana!"

The Japanese frowns and asks in irritation: "What do you mean by 'The wrong hole'?!"

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Heehee... Oh my goodness

Sunrise


Baby Talk

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?"
"No," said his mom, "Of course not."

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"

 

[Double T]

All right! O.K.! I give up! I can't top those *ROFLMFAO* Very funny stuff!