Delurking to translate
Hello all.
I've been lurking for a while now, and I figured it's a good a time as any to contribute something, since so many of you have given.
Anyways, I found the script of the whole Star Wars spoof movie, so here's a decent translation for the big clip for those of you interested.
Apparently they've merged a parody of Lara Croft into this spoof, so you Lara Croft fans should like this too.
Garcia Production: The Return of Evil
Scene 52
Evil: Miss Frotte
Lara: I recall having told you that my name is Crautte! Lara Crautte!
Evil: Your name matters little. As long as you tell me where is John Skywilder, my son, you have nothing to fear. You remember, perhaps! Your frfriend forced me to wear this ridiculous costume by stabbing me with his lightsabre. In the times of my father, the powerful Emperor of Evil, had not yet hired these two jackasses for my protection. Protection wihcih is otherwise useless at the moment. Miss Crautte, let me introduce to you Black and White. They will simply help me torture you if you still persist in not answering the question that Father asked you last night: "Where is John Skywilder?" So answer so that you can avoid disappointing me because I hate being disappointed.
Lara: Ok! I'll tell you where he is!
Evil: Wise decision!
Lara: Look for him up your ass, in the back to your right!!
Evil: I see!
Black: Wrong answer!!!
White: I think this is going to hurt!
Evil: Your answer doesn not satisfy me at all, Miss Crautte! I am forced to usedrastic measures! Black!
Black: Ma'am?
Evil: Get Instrument of Torture A! (To Lara) We'll see if your stubborness is comparable to your physical resistance!
Black: (gives a feather with a paper attached that reads "instrument of torture A" to Evil) Here is Instrument of Torture A, Ma'am. (White takes off Lara's shoe and sock).
Evil: Give me a satisfactory answer to my question and we will halt this torture session.
Lara: Why? Because on top of being a professional murderer, you are also an expert on torture?
Evil: I'd say it's more of a hobby! But you see, I am simply a Sith Lord doing her job. (White has finished taking off Lara's sock) Are you ready, Miss Frotte?
Lara: Crautte!!!
Evil: Come now. Let's be polite. (Evil starts to tickle Lara by caressing [*PS script's vocabulary!*] the feather on Lara's feet. Lara begins to laugh)
Lara: (laughing) Stop!!! Mercy!!! I can't stand that!!
(Camera on Evil: she is laughing also. In the background, Lara, Black, and White laugh)
Lara: Mercy!!! Stop!!! (Fade...)
Well, there you have it. Hope you enjoyed it.
Oh, before I go, I recently had a blow up on my hard drive, so I lost a lot of clips, particularly the free (i.e., legal *L*) previews and some mainstream stuff. Can anybody help me with those?
Ok, have a good day, all.
