Ask C.K. ('cause everyone else is doing it)

[C.K. Storyteller]

No Perciville's in my Rolodex.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever jump over a file cabinet in a single bound?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes, but it was very small.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever stand on one leg while talking to a girl named Nancy?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Given that one of my best friend's as a child had a mom named Nancy, there's a good probability.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever pet a wolverine?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Sadly not.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever stare at a blank wall for hours untill you start to see stuff?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

It didn't take me hours.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever keep shoving trays of ice cubes into your pants until you hear funny noises?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

You can hear funny noises from that? I'll try it today, and get back to you.

 

[kurchatovium]

Well did you hear any funny noises?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Just one, kurch, just one. . .

 

[kurchatovium]

Well one is better then nothing.

Ever sing hip hop in your jammies?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes, I have. It's rather free'ing.

 

[kurchatovium]

Cool.

Ever eat ice cream while watching Pauly Shore movies?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

When I was younger, I thought Pauly Shore was entertaining, so I'm sure the answer is yes.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever go ice skating while dressed up a Star Wars Storm Trooper?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

No, I don't think the helmet would fit. Plus, I'd need those double bladed skates, which are pricy.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever dress up as a Wookie and goto a McDonalds?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

While I can make a decent Chewbacca impression, I have never dressed as him.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever jump up and down for hours on end?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Nah, I'd get tired. I used to enjoy trampolines, but I always found myself flying off them for some reason.

 

[kurchatovium]

Ever spin around and around till you get real dizzy?

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Yes, many times. Vomit surely follows.