Ask The Vorpal Bunnies A Question.

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies ever wear hats?

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm not yet. Do you think we should try?

 

[milagros317]

Wouldn't vorpal bunnies look cute in hats?

 

[kurchatovium]

Yup. We would probably be very cute in hats.

 

[milagros317]

How big is the average adult vorpal bunny?

 

[kurchatovium]

Slightly bigger than a regular earth bunny.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

How big was the biggest vorpal bunny? The Paul Bunyan of vorpal bunnies?

 

[kurchatovium]

The biggest vorpal bunny ever was SnugglyWuggems. He was as big as one of your German Shepard dogs.

 

[His Divine Shadow]

With a name that big and friendly he must have been.

Do vorpal bunnies have pets?

 

[kurchatovium]

No not yet we were thinking of getting some maybe like hamsters or maybe some guinea pigs. You think they would be good pets for us?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I think they would like you. You'd have to be careful, though. Those Guinea Pigs can get mighty big.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmmm yes good point. You think hamsters would be better?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

The only thing I have against them is that they aren't the longest-lived pets around (Then again, how long does a vorpal bunny live?). I'd suggest a pet with more life ahead of him, like a tortoise for example. They live for fifty-plus years and the big ones could even give your rides. Plus, they require little care and are fairly easygoing. Some also like to swim, although whether you do or not is another question.

 

[kurchatovium]

Hmmm yes vorpal bunnies are kinda hyyperdimensional so we live very long (current estimates are about 4000 years). I think we will go with the tortoise ideal. Thanks HDS.

 

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies get along with dogs?

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes vorpal bunnies wuv doggies.

 

[milagros317]

I'm glad to hear that.
Do vorpal bunnies get along with cats, too?

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes Vorpal bunnies wuv kitties too.

 

[milagros317]

That's wonderful. <== happy together

Are there any animals that vorpal bunnies don't get along with?

 

[kurchatovium]

Only creatures that are totally aligned with evil like demons.

 

[milagros317]

Do vorpal bunnies like to sing?

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes vorpal bunnies wuv to sing.

 

[milagros317]

Are these vorpal bunnies?

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[kurchatovium]

If the orginal bunnies are pink then yes they are. Vorpal bunnies are pink dues to their hyperdimensionality. Conventional photography though does not capture this effect.

 

[milagros317]

What kind of music do vorpal bunnies like best?