Slappy McGee
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ForgottenTickler, in another post, suggested that there is no bad idea involving tickling. I personally disagree, and think we shoudl all come togetehr and compile a list of these bad ideas, so nobody gets hurt.
here are a few I thought of:
It is a bad idea to tickle someone while drinking gasoline.
It is a bad idea to get tickled during open heart surgery.
It is a bad idea to tickle the ribs of the driver of a motorcycle that is going 100 mph while you are sitting behind him/her holding on.
It might be a bad idea to tickle someone's feet with a fork, and then stick said fork into a wall outlet.
It is probably a bad idea to sneak up and tickle someone in the middle of a funeral.
It is definately a bad idea to tickle attack a cop who has pulled you over for speeding, and then when they beg for you to stop, say "what are you going to shoot me or something, you big baby?"
It might not be a good idea to tickle charles manson.
It is not a good idea to fly to Afghanistan, start looking in caves, and keep repeating "where is that little fucker? I'm gonna tickle the shit out of him."
And finally, it is probably not a good idea to tickle the judge during your sexual harrassment trial.
Please everyone else add to this list. WE need to be safe!
here are a few I thought of:
It is a bad idea to tickle someone while drinking gasoline.
It is a bad idea to get tickled during open heart surgery.
It is a bad idea to tickle the ribs of the driver of a motorcycle that is going 100 mph while you are sitting behind him/her holding on.
It might be a bad idea to tickle someone's feet with a fork, and then stick said fork into a wall outlet.
It is probably a bad idea to sneak up and tickle someone in the middle of a funeral.
It is definately a bad idea to tickle attack a cop who has pulled you over for speeding, and then when they beg for you to stop, say "what are you going to shoot me or something, you big baby?"
It might not be a good idea to tickle charles manson.
It is not a good idea to fly to Afghanistan, start looking in caves, and keep repeating "where is that little fucker? I'm gonna tickle the shit out of him."
And finally, it is probably not a good idea to tickle the judge during your sexual harrassment trial.
Please everyone else add to this list. WE need to be safe!