C7 Assassin Challenges You! Photo Contest.

[c7_assassin]

A new feature for a new TMF! Like the regular contest run by Myriads, but with penguins!!!

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And knives!

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And boobs!

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More penguins!

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He's just waiting for you to turn your back, and then...WHARK!​

This week's theme is "Ridiculous Facial Hair."

Post a picture of yours, someone else's...it doesn't matter! I'll buy the winner a drink at NEST! The losers will face me in the arena! We fight with penguins, and we fight to the death!

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Good luck topping that. That's haute-douchebag. I look like such an asshole my own mother poured arsenic into her vagina when she saw what she had birthed.

Now let's see what you've got, mortals.

 

[Aimee]

....Wow.

 

[c7_assassin]

....Wow.

Wow is not an answer! You shall face me in the arena! Da da da-duh da-duh da da-duh DA duh!

 

[drewskee]

Good luck topping that. That's haute-douchebag. I look like such an asshole my own mother poured arsenic into her vagina when she saw what she had birthed.

 

[c7_assassin]

You get extra points for apparently circumventing your jawline completely...

 

[Bohemianne]

Good luck topping that. That's haute-douchebag. I look like such an asshole my own mother poured arsenic into her v***** when she saw what she had birthed.

What a survivor. You certainly made it. Wow...!

 

[milagros317]

Somebody ought to do him a favor and set fire to his beard. Preferably while he's pitching.

 

[c7_assassin]

Somebody ought to do him a favor and set fire to his beard. Preferably while he's pitching.

My God, someone's stapled a rainforest to Vin Diesel's face! Who would do such a thing?

 

[TropicThunder]

Win.

 

[LD_Tickler]

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A challenger appears.

 

[c7_assassin]

Win.

Gasp! You brought a penguin to a beard fight! Necromancer!

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A challenger appears.

That man's beard has obviously murdered his entire village...

 

[venray]

Dooby dooby doo..........




Beware the penguin....

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[TropicThunder]

Gasp! You brought a penguin to a beard fight! Necromancer!

I do believe, sir, that you were the one who brought the penguins in.

 

[TickleMyFancy]

This entire post had me cracking up XD

 

[Snail Shell]

Beard.

SS

 

[Jagermeistered]

Somethin' for the ladies...

 

[stroker]

Somethin' for the men.

 

[milagros317]

Somethin' for the men.

Is that a bearded woman or a man with breasts?

 

[stroker]

Is that a bearded woman or a man with breasts?

I dont know and Im not sure I want to

 

[c7_assassin]

Somethin' for the ladies...

Okay, play by the rules. You've clearly half-shaved a drunk polar bear and shown it a picture of me fucking its mother. Poor sportsmanship.

 

[porcelaindoll2]

Oh baby break me off a piece of that! I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight. Seriously though what was this poor chap thinking!?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Is it ridiculous for a robot to have facial hair? ... even if it is Alpha Trion?

 

[c7_assassin]

Oh baby break me off a piece of that! I know what I'll be dreaming about tonight. Seriously though what was this poor chap thinking!?
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What I love most is the look of unambiguous pride on this man's face. Although if I had invented the first pair of nipple-clamps that tortures the other person, I might feel proud too.

 

[vazzy1000]

When the beard alone is just not enough.

 

[c7_assassin]

When the beard alone is just not enough.

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What that picture doesn't tell you is that the fox died of fear...