Marin Hinkle 2
Jumping Jesus on a pogo-stick, this lady is smokin'.
This is from Wikipedia for Two and a Half Men:
Jon Cryer as Dr. Alan Jerome Harper, Charlie's twice-divorced chiropractor brother, who is more conscientious than his brother, but continually stricken with bad luck and constantly teased by Charlie and Berta. After losing his house to his wife Judith in the divorce process, he resides with Charlie. He is generally a nice and polite person, but seems to have a weakness for women who treat him poorly, which may stem from the non-nurturing relationship he had with his and Charlie's mother. In the Season 4 episode, "Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head," it is revealed that Alan is a maieusiophile. Also, in the Season 6 episode, "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime", he confesses that he likes feet (see foot fetish).
Can't blame the poor SOB, he never had a chance with this gal as his ex.