Cheetos Assualt

[Marquis De Sade]

Linky link: http://m.apnews.com/ap/db_8559/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=nhhKY6Ax

Published: Today

SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. (AP) - Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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Information from: Shelbyville Times-Gazette, http://www.t-g.com
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[Adam]

Just think of all that cheesy-dust they're going to need to clean up!

 

[Bugman]

Idiots.Next time they should try Doritos at twenty paces.

 

[lemoncake]

What is with all of the drama with cheap food? Its either 911 calls for fast food places where people aren't getting their orders or people getting assaulted by chips? Maybe its the sugar and salt in them driving us crazy.

 

[MrMacphisto]

Everyone knows Combos work best in fights...

 

[Marquis De Sade]

What is with all of the drama with cheap food?

Costs less than bullets. You know, recession and all.

 

[Capnmad]

All the best crime stories involve junkfood:

Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips

 

[MrMacphisto]

All the best crime stories involve junkfood:

Oklahoma City woman trades sex for case of chips

Now that's what I call a Frito Lay.

 

[Adam]

Costs less than bullets. You know, recession and all.

LOL. Indeed.

 

[RobAce]

Now that's what I call a Frito Lay.

Best description EVER!

Rob

 

[MrMacphisto]

Best description EVER!

Rob

thanks...

 

[PenMasterRule]

Cheetos are supposed to be used for good. Not evil!

 

[General Zod]

Now that's what I call a Frito Lay.

http://instantrimshot.com/

 

[Bugman]

Now that's what I call a Frito Lay.

 

[Adam]

Does it strike anyone else as hilarious that the "tags" portion of this thread reads "violent cheese"?

 

[AngelOfDarkness]

OMG VIOLENT CHEESE! YES!!!!!

 

[Saeria]

HAHAHAHA CHEETO FIGHTS!! ... it's still safer than flinging flaming marshmallows at eachother like i used to do in my crazier days... like junk food napalm, and when mounted on a smooth metal coathanger, easy to launch accurately.

 

[CrystalLight]

I can so see you and I doing this.

 

[Bugman]

HAHAHAHA CHEETO FIGHTS!! ... it's still safer than flinging flaming marshmallows at eachother.

Thats lame.Lets talk bottle rocket fights,then get back to me.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[MrMacphisto]

I'm scared to see what cutting the violent cheese would do...

 

[Marquis De Sade]

 

[Saeria]

Thats lame.Lets talk bottle rocket fights,then get back to me.

Don't tell me goth told you TOO about my new years eve with drunken bottlerockets.

 

[BigNorm]

this pic says it all.

 

[BlackestLily]

Most delicious assault ever.