Curroupt a Wish

[Insanity_184]

Ok, this one can be kinda fun, basicly one person wishes for something i.e. i wish i could tickle miley cirus

then the next person will grant it and curropt it i.e. granted but shes covered in cloths so u cant get to her spot....

they then themselves wish for something for that to be curropted by the next person on and on.....

Ill start i wish for a millin doallars

 

[milagros317]

You get it, but you are audited by the IRS.

I wish to be tickled senseless by Heidi Klum.

 

[KrazieDog]

You get it, but you are audited by the IRS.

I wish to be tickled senseless by Heidi Klum.

....granted, but he's not as cute, since "the surgery"

I wish Bella's bash was still going on and we were all there.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Bella's Bash could still be going on but you would all be locked outside in the cold for the rest of the party.

I wish that I could have more time in each day.

 

[tklee88]

You can have more time in your day, but you must scrape gum from the bottom of desks with your fingernails for 3/4's of your day...yucky!!!!

I wish I lived in New York City!

 

[KrazieDog]

granted, but all theater, stage, nightlife and music have been outlawed.

I wish to hit the lottery tomorrow night.

 

[Snail Shell]

Congrats. You won a free ticket for next week.

I wish I had some pie.

Snail Shell

 

[milagros317]

You do--a Sweeney Todd meat pie.

I wish to be tickled senseless by Lucy Liu.

 

[Snail Shell]

It's granted. But you're now senseless, so you don't feel a thing.

I wish for direction, in general.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Unfortunately, that direction sends you over Niagra Falls.

I wish I could have more fun.

 

[Snail Shell]

Granted. Here's a tube of lotion and an open fly.

>.<

I wish I hadn't just said that.

Snail Shell

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. Instead, you said "I luv sooprise butsecks".

I wish I could get rid of this damn cold.

 

[CrystalLight]

Granted.

However, you're going to be stuck with a 5ft 7 inch tall blonde chick kicking the shit out of you.

I wish I had more money.

 

[slacker2114]

Granted. You now have $1.05 more than before.

I wish I had super powers.

 

[Insanity_184]

Granted but your power is as usless as aquaman in a desert

I wish i could tickle my little lee senceless all day

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, but your lee is actually Leeeeeeeroy Jenkinsssss!

(I love this thread)

I wish life was a little easier.

 

[Snail Shell]

Okay. I swept a square inch of your bedroom for you.

I wish there were fewer morons on the TMF.

Snail Shell

 

[venray]

Granted but I have to go now..

I wish I hadnt granted that last wish,

 

[slacker2114]

Granted, you are hereby placed in the "request" forums to read all the fanboy art requests.

I wish winter would not come to the NE.

 

[KrazieDog]

granted, but winter in the NE is now fire and brimstone instead of snow.

I wish I had a huge plate of nachos right now.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Have some nachos...but they're pre-chewed

I wish I was still at Bella's cuddling with all my boos

 

[KrazieDog]

Granted, but your boos are ghosts, so, in essence, you are hugging yourself, just like right now.

I can't wait for another Asian man to give me wood, firewood.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

granted - but it's not firewood...it's exactly what it sounds like

i wish that i had a hug right now

 

[KrazieDog]

Granted.....meh, fuck the thread, me too.

I wish the Saints would finally win the Superbowl.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

They win! But then on their way to disney land their plane crashes and they all die

i wish it was 9am so i could go home