Dead Woman Walking...

[Moses25]

Every night, a dead woman walks across my backyard. How do I politely tell her to leave?

ch-ch-ch-Cheers.

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Moses,

I was inthralled enough to read this, and then respond...

So now could you please explain what in the Heck are you talking about?

 

[Moses25]

Maybe I should've posted this in the off-topic thread, eh?

Oh vell...

 

[Moses25]

Moses,

I was inthralled enough to read this, and then respond...

So now could you please explain what in the Heck are you talking aboot?

What part of "...a dead woman walks across my backyard" do you not understand?

heehee.

 

[Strelnikov]

I suppose you could dig a moat and divert a stream into it - shades can't cross flowing water. Easier, though, just to make sure she doesen't enter your house. Pour a line of salt on your doorstep across the width of your door - that should do it.

Strelnikov

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

I guess I've just never seen a dead woman walk!

 

[ShiningIce]

Moses just what in the Blue Hell are you talking about!!!???? Elaborate!!! Is it a ghost or zombie????

 

[JoBelle]

See? I'd invite the deceased in for a cup of coffee. Wouldn't that be the best conversation?

Doubt she'd actually drink it, but who knows. *shrug*

Joby

 

[amk714]

Every night, a dead woman walks across my backyard. How do I politely tell her to leave?

"Please leave, dead woman, before I call the cops and have you arrested for trespassing!"

 

[Moses25]

Hey, amk, do you have the Lisa Rinna vid clip?

If so, could you please post it?

Thanx, bro, either way.

Cheers.

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Is Lisa Rinna the dead woman walking in your back yard???

 

[Biggles of 266]

creepy shit mate...

who you gonna call?

GHOST-BUSTERS!

Biggles

 

[Moses25]

Is Lisa Rinna the dead woman walking in your back yard???

Oh man, I wish!!

I'd tackle 'n tickle her for all that she's worth, dead or not.

Is it a faux pas to suck on a dead woman's toes?

(Ewwwwwwwww)

Mmmmm...crunchy.

hehehahahahaha.

Cheers.

 

[Celticrose2001]

Hmmm I'm no expert, but do have an interest in the supernatural( in part from regularly seeing the ghost of my beloved deceased grandmother who died in my arms in 1995) but perhaps you could contact a local paranormal group...sometimes they cna help you with exorcisims and may have some ideas about how to put a restless spirit to rest....FWIW , try this webpage:http://theshadowlands.net/ghost/ it's a webpage focused on paranormal activity..perhaps you can find someone/something who'll be able to help you here.

Good luck
CR AKA Maggie
(who's going "Ghosthunting" hopefully in MI this weekend)

 

[amk714]

Maggie, I don't believe in ghosts, but I'm fascinated by your claim that you can see your dead grandmother. Do you see her walking around your house, or do you hold seances to contact her, or what? Sorry, I mean no disrespect, may her soul rest in peace. Thanks!

 

[Moses25]

hey!

Eh, wanker, you didn't answer my question (aboot Lisa Rinna) --> see above.

Cheers.

 

[ForgottenTcklr]

Can this thread be renamed to off-topic # 2???

LOL!,

And no,

I would NOT suggest sucking on a dead-woman's toe!

 

[amk714]

Hey, amk, do you have the Lisa Rinna vid clip?

I do, but it's too big to e-mail and I don't have a host.

You should join www.extremetickling.com It's only $6/month and that clip (along with over 1,600 other tickling clips) is there.