Discuss: The Benefits of having a Penis.

[Artoo]

I'll start:

On average, a larger salary.

 

[Bohemianne]

It's perfect for fencing. Like this >>>

 

[kurchatovium]

Its good for prying crates open.

 

[leafstk]

You can write in the snow

 

[RobAce]

As DRES said....."Black Sheep rollin hard, and I can pee on top of rocks."

Rob

 

[Soda Bobinski]

No watch? No problem!

Strip. Lie down. Think happy thoughts. *poof* Instant sundial!


Any curvature and/or leaning of your penis will , of course , affect your sundial's accuracy.

Cold and/or cloudy days may also stymie your sundial's effectiveness.

 

[Bohemianne]

No watch? No problem!

Strip. Lie down. Think happy thoughts. *poof* Instant sundial!


Any curvature and/or leaning of your penis will , of course , affect your sundial's accuracy.

Cold and/or cloudy days may also stymie your sundial's effectiveness.

 

[Tickleslave83]

The world is your toilet and you can hang stuff of of it. Also if a switch is just outta reach think sexy thoughts and problem solved!

 

[gluestick]

On a road trip and need to take a whiz? No rest stop for the next 30 miles? Grab a soda bottle and unzip. Problem solved.
Also...no periods. Thats probably the main advantage.

 

[maniactickler]

I can use it to mix ingredients when im making a cake.

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Helps give instant feedback to tickle video producers!!

 

[ndj101982]

When it's hard it also can double as a hand warmer.

 

[Captain Satan]

Melee-weapon Zombie apocalypse? Forget it, just whip out the fella >: )

 

[TropicThunder]

Good at sports. Like, football, which is a game of inches.

SS

 

[c7_assassin]

A most efficient weapon of war. When you slap your enemy in the face with it, you are both attacking him and making him gay all at the same time.

 

[kurchatovium]

Penises are great everyone should have at least 3.

 

[Artoo]

Penises are great everyone should have at least 3.

 

[kurchatovium]

I thought she had more then 3.