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Eat Noodles! Eat Noodles out of a Bowl! Out of a. Toilet. Bowl.

I don't know why everyone says Japan is full of weirdos. Who among us hasn't slurped noodles from an overflowing toilet bowl? :shrug:
 
I pity the fool that orders the chili or the meat loaf "loaf" or the Tootsie Roll "Caddyshack Sundae"....can you get extra Lysol on the side?....I hear the only drinks they serve are Mountain Dew and lemonade....The kids meals all come with a Tydie Bowl man figure and boat.....Does their bathroom have a communal kitchen sink or fine china chamber pots? Order to go from the "outhouse" menu. Do you eat with chopsticks or a toilet bowl brush?
 
Oh my God.......:omg:

Well one of the customers said; "the food tastes good but I still get disgusted when I look at it or think about it!"

No sh*t sherlock!

And as for those of you who've been posting the toilet jokes, I have one message for every last one of you:

Please, please, please......stop! For the love of Pete, please just stop.:yowzer::frustrated:
 
I must say that I was bowled over by the shitty-looking food. Now I'm pooped. Totally wiped. Can't flush those images from my mind. Never should have plunged into that page. I might have to log out. De-throne myself from the computer chair. Maybe go play some deuces wild...
 
kis123 said:
Oh my God.......:omg:

Well one of the customers said; "the food tastes good but I still get disgusted when I look at it or think about it!"

No sh*t sherlock!

And as for those of you who've been posting the toilet jokes, I have one message for every last one of you:

Please, please, please......stop! For the love of Pete, please just stop.:yowzer::frustrated:
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Feeling a bit crappy today? :D
 
Do they have napkins or rolls of TP for the customers? I hope they have a good, current supply of reading material. If you have trouble deciding on an item, they will give you a "stool sample". Do you call a waiter or plumber if there is a fly in your whatever? Their doggie bags are shaped like bedpans. What an anal thread......no, not butt floss......The bus boys drive a roto-rooter cart. Did this place open before or after the nuclear accident? Kis, feel free to slap the "lunch special' outta me for ignoring your request.
 
You all are so very sick..........ugh!:wowzer::shock2:

Don't know why I watched the darn video anyway-now I'm scarred for life!
 
GEORGIATKLER said:
Do they have napkins or rolls of TP for the customers? I hope they have a good, current supply of reading material. If you have trouble deciding on an item, they will give you a "stool sample". Do you call a waiter or plumber if there is a fly in your whatever? Their doggie bags are shaped like bedpans. What an anal thread......no, not butt floss......The bus boys drive a roto-rooter cart. Did this place open before or after the nuclear accident? Kis, feel free to slap the "lunch special' outta me for ignoring your request.
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I got one better for ya'.....:paddle: :dom:
 
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