For Danimal--from the House of Asshat

[steph]

Ok, how amazing of a detective am I???? I rule!!

Here's the first site our little friend mentioned the other nite, now all we gotta do is find the cutomer service section!!

http://www.livejournal.com/community/childfree/
XOXO

 

[steph]

Cin would be so proud of us~hysterical f'tards...

XOXO

 

[AffectionateDan]

Ask, and ye shall receive, my child...

Ya think so? Maybe she'll be so proud of us, she'll name some of her crotch trophies after us?

http://www.customerssuck.com/

 

[steph]

LMAO--good one!

Just as long as they don't all end up livin' in a VAN down by the RIVER...
XOXO

 

[rajee]

 

[Artoo]

*Bumped from page 79, because it's a silly thing to do*

So...we now have proof that ASSHAT is not a Swedish idea after all!

 

[Carsomyr]

oh SHIT!

No comments. *escapes in van*

 

[Artoo]

Bwahaha! You're evil plans have been foiled, Carsomyr...

 

[Carsomyr]

Actually, you still don't know our plans. Do you?

 

[Artoo]

Actually, you still don't know our plans. Do you?

...

Fuck.

 

[Carsomyr]

That's fine. We don't know either!

 

[Artoo]

That's fine. We don't know either!

I'd ask to join, but what with it being a Swedish duo, I have none of the qualifications required.

 

[Carsomyr]

I'd ask to join, but what with it being a Swedish duo, I have none of the qualifications required.

Yeah... it sucks, doesn't it?

You could be a minion? I could give you as a belated birthday gift to Sanna! She'd forget to feed you and you'd starve to death though

 

[Artoo]

Yeah... it sucks, doesn't it?

You could be a minion? I could give you as a belated birthday gift to Sanna! She'd forget to feed you and you'd starve to death though

It's okay, I'm quite resourceful. I'm sure I'd learn to feed myself XD

 

[Carsomyr]

It's okay, I'm quite resourceful. I'm sure I'd learn to feed myself XD

Just don't resort to cannibalism. That happened with our last batch of minions... We kept them in the basement and two weeks later when we checked on them there was just one left <_<

 

[Artoo]

Just don't resort to cannibalism. That happened with our last batch of minions... We kept them in the basement and two weeks later when we checked on them there was just one left <_<

That only shows the remaining minions' strong resolve. An appropriate test, I feel.

 

[Carsomyr]

That only shows the remaining minions' strong resolve. An appropriate test, I feel.

We thought so too, but Sanna couldn't stand his constant crying so we had to put him down... I still feel we could have just loosened the leash a bit though... Must have hurt like shit.