FUCKITALL FRIDAY : 1st Edition -- 9/30/11 -- NOMS WITHIN.

[CrystalLight]

• Yes, I forgot TMI Tuesday.
• Yes, I had to quickly come up with a witty title for a member interview thread.
• Yes, I KNOW THIS IS SHEER GENIUS!! : D

Enjoy .. & Happy Friday. <3

Thank you, Skippy for the TOTAL fwap-worthy banner. ​

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?


Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.

 

[Lamashtu]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.
Eat a ton of ice cream, cause now I feel sickish and sluggish.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?
Grade 11 or 12 I wore this sparkly-ish blue skirt with a jean jacket, so girl stopped me in the stairwell and said what I was wearing made me look like a whore....

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?
Aquaman.....srsly

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?
Outside temperature, and the colour changing of the leaves.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?
Dominatrix costume one halloween. My riding crop got passed around. By the end of the night it was broken, supposedly on someones butt, but I don't know who was involved.

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?
Stompy. Why not? He's a dinosaur.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?
Lady Gaga, Jennifer Aniston, Johnney Depp, Keira Knightly, Vinn Diesel, and Norman Reedus. I'd be serving vegetarian indian food, and as for shoving down their 'maw' many many aphrodisiacs...

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.
Two songs come to mind "I'm on the edge, of glory, and I'm hanging in the moment.." and "the anxiety, sane and the insane rivalry"

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?
Beast wars, reboot, shadow raiders, sailor moon, ninja turtle, batman, tiny toon adventures, bugs bunny and tweetie show.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?
A baker, cookies, bread, muffins, desserts

Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.
funny stuff: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLom07uGFY&feature=channel_video_title

 

[venray]

We now return to your regularly scheduled thread.....sort of...

 

[Snail Shell]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

I threw a ball at Maggie when she really didn't want a ball thrown at her.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

I grew out my facial hair. It was pretty horrific.

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

All of them except Deadpool and Empowered.

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

What's not to love? It's nice and cool out and all the little shits cluttering up my streets are back in school where they belong.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

Nothing will ever top Blue Dude and Yellow Fellow.

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

Chris Bosh. Toronto misses having a Raptor named Chris Bosh.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

Natalie Portman
Kelly Clarkson
Carrie Underwood
Lucy Liu
Ellen Page
Anna Paquin

I'm serving muscle relaxants and rope.

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

Not song lyrics, but "I've abandoned suicide in favour of killing everyone else on the planet."

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?

Muppet Babies, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Garfield and Friends.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?

Like any good Jewish kid, I make reservations for dinner.


Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.

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[TropicThunder]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

Because I don't think before I open my goddamn mouth and let my emotions get the better of me.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

Uhh...I wore a yellow sweater in the 5th grade once. It was, like, yellow.

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

Aquaman?

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

crunchy leaves, sweaters, pumpkin spice muffins

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

One time I dressed up in a totally decked out full on Lothlorian Elf Costume. I made the prostetic ears myself too. My hair was the perfect length and color to braid and style.

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

I already have a Velociraptor named Charlie.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

Tom Brady
Matt Damon
Neil Patrick Harris
Chuck Norris
Norman Reedus
Sean Patrick Flannery

I'm going to light a huge bonfire and start with a live cow. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

I was gonna clean my room, but then I got high...

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?


10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?

All of the above. I create fucking magical meals of amazing out of everything. Every thing I cook overwhelms with amazing fucking flavours of pure awesomeness.

I like Fexican Mood.

Bonus
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[Bothersome]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

Not wearing gloves while collecting dirty dishes at a volunteer work session I was doing. Do I really have to expl-... Well, I got about two-hundred and fifty plus customer's food allll over my damn hands. Not a difficult fix, of course; but it was disgusting at the time.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

I think the worst fashion disaster I've ever had was... possibly wearing a stained shirt to school one time. I'm... I'm not big on fashion.

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

I... I never read any comic books as a child. :|

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

It's a wonderful, temperate season. The deathly chill of winter hasn't quite set in, and the horrifying inferno of summer has died down.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

I... put a sheet over my head once? Give me a break! I'm a boring person, damn it!

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

Jesus.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

You never said they had to be alive. :|

Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Ben Franklin, Nicola Tesla, Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.

There shall be fights. I'm feeding them... fruitcake. Lots of fruitcake to piss them all off even more.

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo39df-9588

That whole song about sums it up.

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?

Tom & Jerry, Foghorn Leghorn, and a couple of others. The classics, you know.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?

I'll eat about anything. Not sure I even have a favorite. :|

Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxo81Ok9Urk

Favorite? Not sure. Either way, Dave Allen was amazing. (Urgh, my embedding wasn't working. >.>)

 

[Bohemianne]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.
because it is so!

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?
A food stain on school uniform a very long time ago…

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?
Super Tickler. Joke.

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?
The color.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?
A biblical costume…

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?
D!ck Troubadour

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?
Br!tn3y Sp3ars, M!l3y Cyrus, R!ck Astl3y, M!ck Jagg3r, A3rosm!th, b0n J0v!

Meal:

-Scrooge Soup
-Tasmanian Salad with Brutus Cream
-Reptile smorgasboard
-Leech enchilada
-Chilled baboon brains
-EZ Cream Pie

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.
“De-doo-doo-doo, de-da-da.”

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?
None.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?
Main course.

Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.
Pass

 

[milagros317]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

Left home and went to the train station without my tickets. Had to hurry back home in a taxi to retrieve them.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

Photo below shows me wearing luggage straps. They are not even meant to be worn by a human being.

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

Superman. He is old and his time has passed.

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

Post-season baseball. Amanda's birthday party at Paddles. Thanksgiving.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

I had a wonderful skeleton costume as a child at Halloween. In the dark you could only see the bones.

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

My velociraptor is named Sandy.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

Heidi Klum, Jessica Alba, Lucy Liu, Halle Berry, Jennifer Lopez, and Emily Deschanel.
A wide variety of alcoholic beverages, oysters, caviar, and chocolate.

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

Here's a song about national brotherhood week by Tom Lehrer. It fits with my pessimistic view of the current state of politics and human relations.

Oh, the white folks hate the black folks,
And the black folks hate the white folks.
To hate all but the right folks
Is an old established rule.

But during national brotherhood week, national brotherhood week,
Lena Horne and sheriff Clarke are dancing cheek to cheek.
It's fun to eulogize
The people you despise,
As long as you don't let 'em in your school.

Oh, the poor folks hate the rich folks,
And the rich folks hate the poor folks.
All of my folks hate all of your folks,
It's American as apple pie.

But during national brotherhood week, national brotherhood week,
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans 'cause it's very chic.
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can't stand.
You can tolerate him if you try.

Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics,
And the Catholics hate the Protestants,
And the Hindus hate the Muslems,
And everybody hates the Jews.

But during national brotherhood week, national brotherhood week,
It's national everyone-smile-at-one-another-hood week.
Be nice to people who
Are inferior to you.
It's only for a week, so have no fear.
Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?

None, I don't watch cartoons.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?

While I do sometimes prepare hot food, I really can't call it cooking.
My favorite main course to eat is rack of lamb. My favorite dessert is chocolate mousse with real whipped cream on top.

Bonus! : As a bonus, I want to see a video of CrystalLight being spanked for forgetting TMI Tuesday.

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

I woke up late for work, and while I was adjusting my nose ring I dropped it on the floor. I looked for it for like 10 seconds, couldn't find it, and because I was in a hurry I decided to just say fuck it I'll find it later instead of take my time and find it now. This was very stupid because my nose piercing closes VERY fast, and I always end up having to stab it open again. Dislike. It ends up being very sore. So, as predicted, it started closing and I had to stab it with an earring (skinnier and sharper than my nose ring) to open it back up. I still couldn't get the nose ring in, so I had to stab it with the earring again, this time at a slightly different angle to create two tiny holes close enough together that the skin in between them was weak enough to bust through with the nose ring. Painful. Took me like 45 minutes. But it worked. And all that to save from paying $10 to have it tapered at the tattoo shop

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?
When I was in middle school I couldn't figure out what to be for Halloween one year, so my friend and I went into the Halloween box at my house and just grabbed random shit and threw it all together. I think I called my costume a Fashion Disaster, and that it was. I wore a Jane costume (think Tarzan and Jane), fishnets, a cape that went over my head and my entire body, kinda like a poncho, fuschia fuzzy hideous high heels and a witch's hat. It was hilarious and HIDEOUS. But everyone loved it.

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?
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4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?
I love basically EVERYTHING about Fall. I love the cool weather, the air smells amazing, the leaves are beautiful and when they fall they're all crunchy. I love that it's the beginning of the holiday season. I love trick or treaters. I love haunted houses and hayrides. I love Fall activities with my family like apple picking, Fall festivals, pumpkin carving, etc. I love the Halloween movies that come on TV. I love it ALL.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?
The best costume I've ever worn is honestly probably my Rambo costume from last year. It was badass and fun to put together, even if my bullets were crooked and my gun didn't shoot.

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?
I'd have a girl velociraptor and name her Adrian and make her fall in love with Rocky.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?
I'm honestly not that enamored with celebrities overall. There are a few I swoon over. I'd invite Sylvester Stallone - duh - and Michael C. Hall provided he dressed up as Dexter and stayed in character the entire time. Um...I'd invite Elvis, because I think he's the man. I probably need some chicks. I'd invite...Wanda Sykes because she's hilarious. Jessica Simpson and Taylor Swift because I think they're adorable. I'd feel them...pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.
I candy-coating cover everything, but I'm still hiding underneath. -Forever the Sickest Kids

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?
David the Gnome was my shit. I also loved Pound Puppies, Inspector Gadget, and Tom & Jerry.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?
I make DELICIOUS brownies. And by make I mean I buy a box and add eggs, water and oil. But they come out amazing.

Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.

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[goddess_nemesis]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

I never do anything stupid. Or maybe I do, and I just have an amazing ability to completely block it out of my mind. ​

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

Never made a faux pas, unless you count kindergarten and my mom made me wear this ugly ass polka dot matching shirt and pants for pictures. ​

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

The Hulk. He gets angry, bulks up and turns green, and smashes things. Anger management issues + steroids = ​

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

Everything! Leaves changing colors, the cool crispy temperatures, my birthday, Thanksgiving. ​

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

Catwoman because it's Catwoman!!! ​

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

Raptor. I'm not that creative with names.​

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

Me throw a magnificent dinner party? Ha! It would be catered, probably KFC because I love KFC. The people would be, well, definitely Justin Timberlake, and, uh, I have no idea who else because I don't really care as long as I have Justin there. ​

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

"And it's a great day to be alive
I know the sun's still shinin when I close my eyes
There's some hard times in the neigborhood
But why can't every day be just this good?"​

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?

Whatever was on TV... Looney Toons, and whatever that I can remember.​

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?

NOM: Chicken, cheesecake, monster cookies, mashed potatoes and gravy, burritos and tacos, etc.​

Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.

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[c7_assassin]

1.) Explain in 10 words or MOAR (Ha! That's right, bitches! I want a SERMON. >:]) why the last stupid thing you did was stupid.

I drank way too much on my birthday, which was stupid because I have the liver of an 89 year-old.

2.) Post a photo or describe one of your worst fashion experiences. What made it so horrific?

I used to be a fan of button-down shirts and long overcoats. This was back when the Matrix was cool. But I wasn't.

3.) You have been given the power to Cease & Desist the publication of *ANY* Superhero. Who is it gonna be?

I'm throwing my hat into the "Fuck Aquaman" ring.

4.) What are some of your favorite things about Fall?

All the stupid insects are finally dying.

5.) What was one of your favorite costumes you've ever donned? What made it so epic?

Yeah, not a costume kinda guy...

6.) You are the proud owner of a velociraptor (aka: Only the best dinosaur EVER). -- What are you naming it?

Sue.

7.) You have been given the responsibility of throwing a magnificent dinner party for 6 celebrities. Who is coming & what are you shoving down their maw?

Michael Bay, George Lucas, Steven Spielberg, J.J Abrams, Uwe Boll and Roger Ebert. I'll be shoving my opinions down their throats.

8.) Please place a segment of lyrics from a song that best sums up how you're feeling about thangs in yer life right meow.

"Blame Canada"

9.) What cartoon(s) could we always find you watching Saturday Mornings as a mini-Spawn?

Motherfucking Ninja Turtles.

10.) Are you a baker? A cooker? A griller? A mover? A shaker? -- What are some of your favvvvorite things to create? -- If you are NONE: What are some of your favvvvvvvorite things to NOM?

I grill.

Bonus! : FUCKIT! : Post a video of one of your FAVORITE stand up routines. Comedian choice is YOURS.

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