Dave2112
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Talk about timing....
In another thread about upcoming bad movies, I had mentioned that nothing released in recent years could compare to the utter abomination known as "Human Centipede". I'd actually heard about the movie while watching Tosh.0 as he ripped it apart, and since it was offered on my OnDemand, I just had to see what the fuss was about.
Now, my friends, people toss the phrase "2 hours of my life I wish I could get back" around far too easily. I not only mean this in every sense of the word, but if I could figure out who...I would actually consider suing someone for enough money to have my brain cleaned so that I could "unwatch" what may be the worst piece of shit ever made. I swear, I wish I could have all memory of this "movie" removed and leave myself a note to NEVER watch it.
I'm not even going to go into the details of why it's so bad. I can't stomach it enough to even think of it again. I will say, however, that if you think the concept of a 3-person ass-to-mouth surgical procedure...where one person eats and then shits the nutrition to the others...is something you'd like, then by all means watch it. Then immediately check yourself into a hospital for psychiatric treatment, please.
Anyhooo...it seems that South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have gotten wind of this abortion of a film and have made it the topic of the season premiere. You KNOW you suck when South Park pulls you out of obscurity to make fun of you. Now, I know that they're trying to poke fun and shine a light on the utterly absurd in our culture...but I really wish they'd left it alone to hopefully die a quick death. Now, people will probably try and find this film just to see what it's all about, the trap I fell into.
I can say with a clear conscience as a film buff who probably watches over 100 films a year (and that's a conservative guess) that this movie is easily the worst thing I've seen in literally twenty years. At least.
In another thread about upcoming bad movies, I had mentioned that nothing released in recent years could compare to the utter abomination known as "Human Centipede". I'd actually heard about the movie while watching Tosh.0 as he ripped it apart, and since it was offered on my OnDemand, I just had to see what the fuss was about.
Now, my friends, people toss the phrase "2 hours of my life I wish I could get back" around far too easily. I not only mean this in every sense of the word, but if I could figure out who...I would actually consider suing someone for enough money to have my brain cleaned so that I could "unwatch" what may be the worst piece of shit ever made. I swear, I wish I could have all memory of this "movie" removed and leave myself a note to NEVER watch it.
I'm not even going to go into the details of why it's so bad. I can't stomach it enough to even think of it again. I will say, however, that if you think the concept of a 3-person ass-to-mouth surgical procedure...where one person eats and then shits the nutrition to the others...is something you'd like, then by all means watch it. Then immediately check yourself into a hospital for psychiatric treatment, please.
Anyhooo...it seems that South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have gotten wind of this abortion of a film and have made it the topic of the season premiere. You KNOW you suck when South Park pulls you out of obscurity to make fun of you. Now, I know that they're trying to poke fun and shine a light on the utterly absurd in our culture...but I really wish they'd left it alone to hopefully die a quick death. Now, people will probably try and find this film just to see what it's all about, the trap I fell into.
I can say with a clear conscience as a film buff who probably watches over 100 films a year (and that's a conservative guess) that this movie is easily the worst thing I've seen in literally twenty years. At least.
