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I need a drink......

I just had a 8 oz glass of water to wash down the bottle of wine!
 
Water? (shudders)

PokeyinMich said:
I need another glass of water.
Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish F*** in it. :woot: (The immoral W.C. Fields[no i do not mean immortal. Immortality I cannot judge. Immorality I know] :wiseowl: )
Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
Mastertank1 said:
Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish F*** in it. :woot: (The immoral W.C. Fields[no i do not mean immortal. Immortality I cannot judge. Immorality I know] :wiseowl: )
Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

Tank, you are sooo wrong! Buy bottled water then......made from a natural spring, or some shit like that.
 
Actually

milagros317 said:
I'm back, and I enjoyed my shot of Lagavulin. :D
I took a dram of Kilbeggan's Irish whiskey with dinner. Lovely stuff. Simply lovely. :redheart:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
Only kidding

Tamia78 said:
Tank, you are sooo wrong! Buy bottled water then......made from a natural spring, or some shit like that.
That was only a joke, luv. Of course I drink water. Else I'd be dead!
Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
Mastertank1 said:
That was only a joke, luv. Of course I drink water. Else I'd be dead!
Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.


Forgive me, Tank.......I must be tired....shutting up and going to bed!

--T
 
G'night sweetie!

Tamia78 said:
Forgive me, Tank.......I must be tired....shutting up and going to bed!

--T
Hey, I just invented a drink in your honor; It's one part fresh squeezed cane juice to two parts Gosling's Black Seal Rum.With a twist of lime.
It's warm, dark, sweet, natural and strong.With just a little bit of tartness (that twist of lime).
I call it a Black Rose (Yeah, I was listenin' to a CD of the song 'Spanish Harlem' when I got the idea!)

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
Mastertank1 said:
Will the Carribean fit in you? Didn't think you were that big!
I can picture you in the Carribean easier.

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
The Carribean isn't in me???!!! I need a drink!!!

I've been told I make love like a volcano!!! Could be that Carribean crap again?


Hard to say?

I need a drink!
 
Tamia78 said:
Tank, you are sooo wrong! Buy bottled water then......made from a natural spring, or some shit like that.
First I hear water has fish f@$% in it, now natural spring water has shit in it!!!! :yowzer:


I need a drink!!!!
 
tulipangel said:

Ummm, I think I need to rethink my relationship! LOL You hottie you!
I'm lava with ..............pumas!!!!



Turn you on????????​
 
Illtcklu said:
I'm lava with ..............pumas!!!!



Turn you on????????​

Oh you naughty naughty boy! I need a drink now lol! Oh its hot in here!
 
tulipangel said:
Oh you naughty naughty boy! I need a drink now lol! Oh its hot in here!
If you put on your halter top, this volcano will.........erupt!!!! :veryhappy :ignite:
 
has it occurred

Illtcklu said:
The Carribean isn't in me???!!! I need a drink!!!

I've been told I make love like a volcano!!! Could be that Carribean crap again?


Hard to say?

I need a drink!
Has it occurred to you that a volcano is only a mountain getting it's rocks off?

I, too need a drink. Possibly two, or three.

Now let's see; Metaxa, Fundador, Kilbeggan, Jack Daniels, Black Velvet?
What to drink? What to drink?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
I have a 1.5 liter of poland spring that i been drinking for the last hour!
 
Oh, really?

tulipangel said:
I have a 1.5 liter of poland spring that i been drinking for the last hour!
That makes this a perfect time to trap you in a trundle bed with your bare feet <<<<---- sticking out, and tickle :tickle: you until you lose control. :sowrong: (evil chuckle).

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
Mastertank1 said:
That makes this a perfect time to trap you in a trundle bed with your bare feet <<<<---- sticking out, and tickle :tickle: you until you lose control. :sowrong: (evil chuckle).

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
I think at this moment if my feet were looked at the wrong way i might lose control! I drank enough water to hydrate a dessert! LOL :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy:
 
Oh, cool!

tulipangel said:
I think at this moment if my feet were looked at the wrong way i might lose control! I drank enough water to hydrate a dessert! LOL :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy: :xpulcy:
We can tell your B/F it's an irrigation project! :wiseowl:
Kitchee kitchee koo koo!! :devil: :xlime: :manicd: :blaugh:

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
I'll be embibing at The Draught Board this afternoon. Show up and I'll buy the first one! :veryhappy
 
kered said:
I'll be embibing at The Draught Board this afternoon. Show up and I'll buy the first one! :veryhappy
I'm here!!!

Next one's on me Kered. :woot:
 
i need a drink, because hubby is snoring the house down and its getting on my last nerve grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

isabeau :disgust:
 
Finally!

The State store near me here in Pittsburgh finally filled my two requests;
Marquis De Montesquieu Armagnac Brandy 10 year old special reserve, :couch: and Calvados Busnel, Owner's Private Stock 8 year old! :bouncybou Yummy yum yum! Anyone wanna come sip some fine booze with me? :wavingguy :woot: :D

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.
 
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