if you wrote a memoir,

[emilyemilyemily]

what would it be called?

i'd like to write one called "been there, done that, got the hospital bracelet". that is, once i have more life under my belt.

how about you guys?

 

[kered]

There's Music in the Silence: If You Take Time To Listen

 

[General Zod]

A Trucker's Life

 

[texastickler]

I am in the process of doing one as we speak. It is titled, "You never know? : A story of New beginings.:

 

[c7_assassin]

Beating Hipsters and Taking Names: The Adventures of Someone Who Straight Up Does Not Give A Fuck.

That, or:

The Adventures of an Internet Assassin: How Humour and Boyish Charm Can Mask Your Total Lack of Professional Accomplishment.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Sketch: The Hair-Raising Wolf With Heart of Gold!

 

[maniactickler]

The "Liberal Basher"

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Somewhere on the tacky-looking bookjacket , I'd have the title :

Memoirs Only


When you read it , something happens.

 

[venray]

Quoth the Raven

 

[kopfhorer]

"What Are You Reading A Damn Book For? Get Out There And Live!"

 

[me4o]

Mine would be "Standing tall"

 

[kis123]

"Hit me with your best shot! I'm still standing!!"

Or........

Fabulosity after 40

Or.......

How ya' like me now!!

 

[slacker2114]

"What the fuck happened?"

 

[maniactickler]

"He who smelt it, dealt it"

 

[McNoodle]

A life <strike>while</strike> well wasted

 

[Frowg]

"Frowg: Genius, Lunatic, Lover"

 

[Backstep]

Mine would be: "I am not categorized and easily referenced."

 

[Mirage]

I would call mine "В историю трудно войти но легко вляпаться"....there is no exact translation, but it sort of meant that it is difficult to enter into history, but easy to find adventures into ones ass...=p...in Russian you can use word history in its literal sense and history as in getting youself into trouble =p

 

[Saeria]

"So you decided to get off your ass, turn off the TV and illegally download a book for once, Congrats. Now what you're here, get a load of this shit..."

 

[kis123]

I have another one.........

You can exhale now

Anyone who saw the movie "Waiting to Exhale" knows what I'm talking about.