Illtcklu's pole fiasco

[HeavenlyTickle]

Here's a joke I created. I really have no idea what's gotten into me today.

***

Back in his days on the school sports team, Illtcklu's best event was the pole-vault. One day he turned up to a competition without his sports equipment.

"Where is your pole?" the judge enquired. "How do you expect to clear a five metre-high bar without a pole?"

"With ease", said Illtcklu, as he dropped his shorts.

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

OHHHHHHHHHHH! wow! lolol! hmmm lolol- I sound like Izzy! Very nice!

 

[Illtcklu]

I knew someone was watching that day!!!!!

TG4L sounding like Izzy????? This is gooooooood!!!!!! Izzy's a goddess!!!!







I am MAN, hear me roar!!!!!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I knew someone was watching that day!!!!!

Please, don't remind me. I still have trouble sleeping at night.

TG4L sounding like Izzy????? This is gooooooood!!!!!! Izzy's a goddess!!!!

Indeed she is. *salutes*

I am MAN, hear me roar!!!!!

No that's whipping, darlin'.

This is roaring ---->

 

[isabeau]

I knew someone was watching that day!!!!!

TG4L sounding like Izzy????? This is gooooooood!!!!!! Izzy's a goddess!!!!







I am MAN, hear me roar!!!!!

aww thanks love....i'm thinking ticklishgirl4life has potential to be a goddess..

HT lololol did you make that up???

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

TG4L sounding like Izzy????? This is gooooooood!!!!!! Izzy's a goddess!!!!

hmmmm how do you become a goddess?? Does it come with a certain level of posts?

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

aww thanks love....i'm thinking ticklishgirl4life has potential to be a goddess..

*sigh* I was a goddess once.

HT lololol did you make that up???

Indeed I did.

 

[isabeau]

hmmmm how do you become a goddess?? Does it come with a certain level of posts?

no darlin..it's in your attitude..

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

no darlin..it's in your attitude..

oooh! Cool! I get it now lolol!

 

[Illtcklu]

No that's whipping, darlin'.

This is roaring ---->

You're good/bad!!!!!!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Yes, I am assuming HT is good/bad lol!

 

[Illtcklu]

aww thanks love....i'm thinking ticklishgirl4life has potential to be a goddess..

HT lololol did you make that up???

Everyone has potential to be a goddess!!!!!! Except guys of course......................well some guys maybe!

hmmmm how do you become a goddess?? Does it come with a certain level of posts?

No. I'll explain it to you in PM!

 

[isabeau]

HT you are still one in my book...and you made that up? wow that was very good...

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

You're good/bad!!!!!!

And you're just BADDD. *giggles*

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

Everyone has potential to be a goddess!!!!!! Except guys of course......................well some guys maybe!

No. I'll explain it to you in PM!

allright ITU! I'll be waiting lolol!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

HT you are still one in my book...

Aww thanks Izzy.

Haha, just wait 'til I tell Kered that... he who insists on calling me "kiddo".

and you made that up?

Yep. I guess that's what happens when you have someone who keeps telling you about their "genitials".

wow that was very good...

 

[Illtcklu]

Yep. I guess that's what happens when you have someone who keeps telling you about their "genitials".

Thanks.....................................KIDDO!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

*playfully smacks ITU on the arm* Be nice!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

*playfully smacks ITU on the arm* Be nice!

Don't worry hon, I'm used to it.

I can kick his ass anyways.

 

[kered]

Here's a joke I created. I really have no idea what's gotten into me today.

***

Back in his days on the school sports team, Illtcklu's best event was the pole-vault. One day he turned up to a competition without his sports equipment.

"Where is your pole?" the judge enquired. "How do you expect to clear a five metre-high bar without a pole?"

"With ease", said Illtcklu, as he dropped his shorts.

The Palace is now in a deep scandal. Her Grace told a dirty joke.

That was a nice one, kiddo!

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

The Palace is now in a deep scandal. Her Grace told a dirty joke.

I know. I expect the Queen will have to resign now.

That was a nice one, kiddo!

Thanks, grandpa!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I know. I expect the Queen will have to resign now. Thanks, grandpa!

haha!

 

[Illtcklu]

Don't worry hon, I'm used to it.

I can kick his ass anyways.

I'm always nice TG4L!

*sticks ass up in air* Kick away, you minx! I mean KIDDO!

 

[TicklishGrl4Lfe]

I'm always nice TG4L!

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

I'm always nice TG4L!

Yeah... it's just his evil clone you have to watch out for.

*sticks ass up in air* Kick away, you minx! I mean KIDDO!

No, you were right the first time.

Kiddo... pffft. Why did I have to mention that, damnit?!