Introduction of humility and modesty

[Paradoxical]

...Where's my trumpet fanfare, dammit!?

Hi there! :-D My name's Drew, I'm 21, male, from Orlando, FL (about a 5 minute bike ride from MickeyWorld)... Making my formal introduction from lurkerhood to actually being a decent person and showing myself. I'd love to get to know yooz guise, I'm a halfway intelligent conversationalist, lee and ler, and love to RP/cyber (I am, and will remain, undefeated, and challenge anyone to let me convince them of that fact :happy: ). My screen names and such are in my profile, should you wanna talk about anything from tickling to philosophy to the intricacies of apple pie.

...then again... how long could a conversation about apple pie last? *shrug*

-Drew

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

Welcome.

 

[Journia]

Welcome to da teatah man!

 

[juggernaut]

Welcome. This place is cool...


...which is good 'cause it's probably hotter than hell down there now.

 

[Journia]

How cunning Nerrad.

 

[Paradoxical]

LOL!!

That was nice, I enjoyed that.

This time of year, objects spontaneously combust from the heat on a regularly basis. These events are regarded in the same ways as murders on NYC subways - No one offers a passing glance.

Yes, Florida is the paradise AAA makes it out to be. *grumble*

 

[juggernaut]

Live your whole life there so far?

 

[Paradoxical]

Thus far, yes.

Born/raised in Clearwater (known for its beach..? Anyone? No? Okay, then) about 2 hours away, moved to Orlando about 4 years ago.

-Drew

 

[juggernaut]

I have an uncle in West Palm Beach. If you see him, tell him I still think he's a turd.

 

[Journia]

Haha.

 

[Paradoxical]

Sure.

Of course, since I'm not sure which of the approximatly 41,000 males is your uncle, I'll have to knock on every door and stop every one that I see on the street, and let them know that you think them a turd.

I'll get right on this for you.



-Drew

 

[juggernaut]

You'll know him when you see him. You can't miss him. He looks just like his brother.

 

[Paradoxical]

*blank stare*





*sigh*

 

[juggernaut]

I know. You're new here. Lemme help you out...




I'm friggin' hilarious.

 

[BigNorm]

Drew has the BigNorm Official Seal of Coolness!

Welcome to the forums, buddy.

 

[Paradoxical]

I know. You're new here. Lemme help you out...




I'm friggin' hilarious.

I'm assuming that people only know this because of your self-proclamations, and not due to realization on their own.

:-D

I think I'm going to like it here.

 

[Journia]

Liking is relative when you have a Journia or a nerf ball around.

 

[juggernaut]

I'm assuming that people only know this because of your self-proclamations, and not due to realization on their own.

Nope. It's right there in Section 1 of the New Member Handbook.


[You have read the handbook, right? Because you shouldn't really be posting until you have. And there are a couple other people here that'll say you have to submit a urine sample, but that's just catering to their other fetish. You don't have to. It's optional.]

 

[MistressValerie1]

Welcome, Drew. I live in the tropics, so I can sympathise with the summers where you are (85-90F, 90% humidity, rain every day, the occasional typhoon ...).

 

[Paradoxical]

Nope. It's right there in Section 1 of the New Member Handbook.


[You have read the handbook, right? Because you shouldn't really be posting until you have. And there are a couple other people here that'll say you have to submitted a urine sample, but that's just catering to their other fetish. You don't have to. It's optional.]

...I thought the free lemonade when I walked in was awful strong.

I also find it a bit oddly amusing that the majority of your message was parenthetical. Usually parenthesis is used to include an addition to the main topic of your message (preferably, not long-winded and pointless, as yours clearly was).

-Drew

 

[Celtic_Emperor]

I once spent a vacation in Florida, so I know how hot, humid, and unpredictable the weather can be. One second it's sunshine and wind, and the next it's rain and clouds.

 

[juggernaut]

I also find it a bit oddly amusing that the majority of your message was parenthetical. Usually parenthesis is used to include an addition to the main topic of your message (preferably, not long-winded and pointless, as yours clearly was).

-Drew

I know someone who's gonna love you.

 

[Paradoxical]

I know someone who's gonna love you.

Please, tell me it's not your uncle.

-Drew

 

[juggernaut]

No. He's just as long winded and pointless as I am.

 

[Paradoxical]

Pray tell, who then?