KICK Chrisheaven in the ****

[chrisheaven]

I feel impelled to reply in Garamond.

 

[milagros317]

A new font won't stop you from being kicked in the arse again.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Wow, two years of arse kicking! Your arse must be really sore, chrisheaven!

 

[milagros317]

Sore or not, Chris needs to be kicked in the arse again.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[chrisheaven]

This font will offer me the protection I desire

 

[milagros317]

I don't see what fonts have to do with it.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[cettorpes]

Please, Mils, spare his life!

 

[milagros317]

Don't worry, he will survive being kick in the arse.

 

[cettorpes]

But it is dark blue, purple and gray patched all over!

 

[milagros317]

Chris has had a chance to heal by now.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[cettorpes]

I feel sorry for Chris's poor arse,
So I'll quickly finish this verse.

 

[milagros317]

I think it's time to kick him again today.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[chrisheaven]

This must be one of the few threads Milagros has posted in the Silly Forum

 

[milagros317]

Yes, one of very few. And for noticing that you need to get kicked.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[kered]

Chris must have a teflon arse to survive so many kicks.

 

[milagros317]

Maybe so, but it's time to kick him in the arse again, twice.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[K-Skate417]

Even though this thread is old, I feel we can still get some good use out of it

*KICK*

 

[milagros317]

I agree, and it's time to kick him in the arse again, twice.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[K-Skate417]

A few more kicks to the arse*KICK* *KICK* *KICK*

 

[milagros317]

Most certainly, a couple of more kicks.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

And now his arse will be paddled by Mistress Zara.

 

[K-Skate417]

One more for good measure *KICK*

 

[milagros317]

More paddling by Mistress Kassandra.


And then I return for a couple of more kicks.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[K-Skate417]

Whip and kick

*KICK*

 

[milagros317]

Great idea. After more paddling by Mistress Kassandra,


she whips Chrisheaven for quite a while.

Then more paddling again.


Finally, I return for a couple of more kicks to Chris' sore arse.
*** KICK *** *** KICK ***

 

[K-Skate417]

I'd feel worse about all the kicks Chris is receiving, but then I remember he once had a thread dedicated to throwing lemons at me. So I must respond in the following way:

*KICK*