Lucid's Ark

[Lucid Insanity]

Hellooo,

Due to the torrential rain that soaked me on my way back from work, i have been convinced that the bad weather is signifying an oncoming watery apocalypse. To save life i have built an ark out the materials i had at hands (that is teabags and biscuits, but don't let that put you off)
Accompanying will be several 100 now probably quite horny mating animals, and one of YOU!

So if you fancy avoiding floods of biblical proportions, post your application to 'Lucid's floating Ark thingamajig of animal rescuingness' (working title) on this thread.

Now i have to be off, apparently it was not a good idea to let the lions and the gazelles work out their differences by putting in the same cabins together...

 

[c7_assassin]

I want a place on the ark!

Can I bring my DVD collection?

 

[Lucid Insanity]

Maaaybe, if you has good films, including (but not limited to) 1989 Batman and Silence of the Lambs

 

[c7_assassin]

I do indeed!

Is there a big screen TV on the ark, so we can do these films justice?

 

[Lucid Insanity]

Oh yes there is! Of course there is a strict rota...last time the elephants were watching the Discovery Channel when the gorillas wanted to watch the football...i never found out who put those tusks through the screen...

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I too want a place on this ark! Why u ask? Because im an animal baby, GRRRR! *does best austin powers impersonation*

 

[Jason Reborn]

I'm an animal in all sense of the word...animal cause my wife sure can't tame me in the bedroom and I'm also a wolf furry

BTW: Can I bring my wife along? It's true she's a humanoid, but I obviously don't hold that against her...I married her didn't I?

 

[Carsomyr]

I too want a place on this ark! Why u ask? Because im an animal baby, GRRRR! *does best austin powers impersonation*

*pokes*

If by animal, you mean a squeaky little kitten, then fair enough.

Obviously *I* should be on the ark. My awesomeness must be preserved for the future!

 

[Aimee]

Hellloooo. I'm too cute to NOT be on the ark. Pick me! hahaha jk jk I'm not that vain.

 

[Carsomyr]

Yeah well I'm cuter! And I AM that vain!

 

[Aimee]

Aw! How can I resist!
*pinches cheeks*

 

[PeopleWatcher]

Can I come...I haz cookies.

 

[Lucid Insanity]

BTW: Can I bring my wife along? It's true she's a humanoid, but I obviously don't hold that against her...I married her didn't I?

Of course! All the animals came in two by two...apart from the wasp. And there's little wonder why he has no friends.

Also vanity is welcome aboard the ark. Not that there are any mirrors left. Damn budgies...
And cute is good too! You'll be sharing with those cute lil tigers!

What the heck! You're all welcome! I can just tack a couple of extra cabins along side...Oh and bring snacks. Loooots of snacks =D

 

[Jason Reborn]

I'll bring gummy worms

 

[slacker2114]

If you let me on the ark, I promise I won't call the township and report you for building what would be considered an addition without a permit.

 

[Jason Reborn]

If I were you, I wouldn't let slacker on the ark, you've already got a wise cracking sarcastic animal (ME!)

 

[slacker2114]

Quiet, you!

I'm not a wise-cracker. I'm just sarcastic.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Quiet, you!

I'm not a wise-cracker. I'm just sarcastic.

Well, the whole permit thing made me laugh

 

[Lucid Insanity]

If you let me on the ark, I promise I won't call the township and report you for building what would be considered an addition without a permit.

Mwaha! The Maw of Madness cackles at your threats of red tape!...I mean, permit? Of course i have a permit...somewhere...one of the Zebras must have eaten it...

As you both seem quite wise-cracking, you're in with the hyenas

 

[Jason Reborn]

Mwaha! The Maw of Madness cackles at your threats of red tape!...I mean, permit? Of course i have a permit...somewhere...one of the Zebras must have eaten it...

As you both seem quite wise-cracking, you're in with the hyenas

as long as they've had their flea bathes...ain't nothing worse than sleeping with dirty, flea infested hyenas...no matter how long they have you laughing

 

[Lucid Insanity]

Ah. I knew i should have left fleas out of the whole 'two by two' thing...

 

[c7_assassin]

I think some of these animals are taking up too much room...do you mind if I kill the majestic white rhinos to make room for my shot glass collection?

 

[Lucid Insanity]

Hmm, i don't see why not, I've already gotten rid of the unicorns because they posed a threat to my lilo collection-which are essential to a life at sea

 

[c7_assassin]

Excellent. And can I also teach the mountain gorillas to knife-fight, so we can amuse ourselves with bloodsport while we're at sea?

 

[Aimee]

Excellent. And can I also teach the mountain gorillas to knife-fight, so we can amuse ourselves with bloodsport while we're at sea?

...why is he allowed on your ark, man?