First off, I do have the clip on tape so if anyone wants to volunteer to make a clip of it, I will send the tape to them at my own expense. I won't always offer this, I'm sure you understand, but there was a sort of novelty to this scene that begs to be immortalized. Even better if anyone wants to do any mainstream trades, email me at
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I don't know how to describe the guy but I'll try....dare say I feel a bit squeamish about it! Must be the American in me, sorry! First off, he was one of those extreme moronic goofy idiotic asses that you see on these shows alot.....you know the type? Absolutely base and one-dimensional. Secondly, I would say that if I was a girl sizing him up for desirability, I might conclude in a split second that he looked better with his shirt on....like I would have thought he was slim, but once his shirt off, his body revealed was kind of hairy and a bit flabby....but he had a boyish face and demeanor, so if it's guys you like, you might find him a cute guy, I have no idea actually, perhaps Allison could asess him better. Like I said he was a total irritating, obnoxious dufus. Wow, this was not the easiest of paragraphs to write and I don't want to take any s*@t from the boys!
As for a more detailed breakdown of the scene, it goes a little something like this: she-the Fifth Wheel, an attractive brunette who says she does fetish videos like spanking and tickling and he, the unsuspecting moron, but might have some cute appeal to you ladies, are sitting at the dinner table talking and he keeps suggesting gross and obvious sexual stuff in an unsubtle way. After listening to a couple of his dumb suggestions, she pauses, sizes him up (her eyes scan his body) and says something like "I've got a game..can you take off your shirt?" (this isn't an exact quote). Jump cut to him, tied to the chair with his own shirt, hands behind him and she starts to say something like "Ok, here's what we're gonna do" (not an exact quote...might actually be something far away from it) but as she does it she moves her hands right to his sides and ribs, near the armpit and he completely freaks out giggling and thrashing and starts sliding his chair backwards but to no avail because she keeps her hands right where they are and advances forward with the chair, tickling while saying "Awwww, you look so CUTE!" at which point his thrashing head bashes into hers (ouch! How many times has that happened to YOU? me? Plenty! Remember kids....be careful when you tickle!). Then she stops and walks away, leaving him there tied up, the pathetic loser he is.
Any last details I might have forgotten? As soon as she starts tickling, her face lights up, thoroughly enjoying herself. The guy just laughs hysterically, and screams out "no, no, no!".
Hope my description wasn't too elaborate, I've been "rolling up for the mystery tour" if you know what I mean. Band practice night, you understand.
I love these little guys, don't you?