Timeskip Malon has been captured and tied up by the nefarious agents of Ganondorf. Will the cow's tongue force her to give up Link's whereabouts? Or will her hero and longtime crush be able to rescue her in time? Well probably not in time, per se. Sweaty feet, freshly robbed of their boots, are the savory sort of lick a bovine cannot resist
Fly, Epona! Fly!
Fly, Epona! Fly!