Most common lie

[milagros317]

What is the most commonly uttered lie today?

 

[P50]

Anything spoken when the other person thinks he can get either:

[A] In business

-1- Significantly more money by averting your plans
-2- Money more easily (and/or quickly) than by keeping his original word


In romance

-1- A "better" mate/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc.
-2- Freedom from irresponsible promises made during passionate moments

[C] Government/Education

-1- A larger budget appropriation
-2- A promotion for himself
-3- A person of a different race/sex/age/size/etc. into a desired position

 

[the_Baron]

i can't even count the times i say "its been a pleasure to meet you" when it really was just above the tolerable threshhold for surgery without anesthesia.

great question Mils. its been a pleasure to meet you!

 

[shylittleme]

of course mom and Dad i did my homework its all Done! *cough* ...

 

[TicklishSinner]

Hunny I have a headache!

 

[milagros317]

Hunny I have a headache!

Good one! I should have included it among the choices.

 

[KoocheeKoo]

Me ticklish?? Nope...no way, not ticklish anywhere

 

[chrisheaven]

I wont tickle you!

 

[Limeoutsider]

Id say anything like infomercials that say free ot just 1999, ya know

 

[the_Baron]

...thats my sister, really !!!

 

[TickledToDeath]

Other = "I'll NEVER do that..."


TTD

 

[TicklishSinner]

No hunny you dont look like you've put on a pound

 

[EvlJester]

those sound really familiar

 

[f/f]

"sure i'll call you"
the next day "sorry i was hanging out with my friends and i forgot to call"

guys do it to me most of the time

 

[leafstk]

Hunny I have a headache!

Oh, I definitely agree with that one!

 

[AquaFeline]

Your application was given serious consideration.

 

[leafstk]

Your application was given serious consideration.

ahhh yes, the obligatory let down from employers

 

[TicklishSinner]

Sorry, boss the car wouldn't start, I can't make it in today

 

[EvlJester]

MY fiancee needs me to take her to the doctors!!!

 

[TicklishSinner]

*cough* i'm sick i need to stay home from school *cough*

 

[EvlJester]

i am washing my hair

 

[tickledorange]

"That's a plastic head! See?"