Online dating sites suck!

[Homer28]

I figured I'd give online dating chance and figured "what the hell?" I made an eharmony account only to find out my profile was actually rejected!!!! Bellow is the email they sent me explaining there "reasoning:"


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[Ticklerguy4u]

Go figure*lol..I guess they don't realize that was romantic pillow talk. It's okay..if it makes you feel better I am betting 90 percent of the women that matched would be offended and therefore reject it anyway.

Thre is only one problem with Eharmony..they keep their promise of finding you a match but they don't tell you that your matches may not even be around where you live..)

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

LMAO

 

[sasaxrah]

Michael I freakin love you!

 

[milagros317]

LMAO
Hilarious.

 

[-Hari-]

Should have gone with tounge

 

[Rorschach Blues]

Awesome, that's all I can say.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Ya know...I thought you were being serious but I have totally seen that joke before. You fail.

And in fact I was rejected from eharmony for having interest in too many things.

 

[MrMacphisto]

LMAO!

 

[Homer28]

Ya know...I thought you were being serious but I have totally seen that joke before. You fail.

And in fact I was rejected from eharmony for having interest in too many things.

Too many interest? How is that possible? I would think that that would make it easier to match people with. But then again you said I fail so no sympathy for you young lady

Should have gone with tounge

There would have been too many matches!