Post a silly "fact"

[Gothika]

When the hell did you get into my house and learn all of this?

yesterday at 8am

 

[PomPom]

yesterday at 8am

I thought it was just the wind
But it must have been you passing wind

 

[Gothika]

I thought it was just the wind
But it must have been you passing wind

LOL

 

[PomPom]

The movie "The Human Centipede" was based on my work

 

[Gothika]

gone with the wind was based on mine

 

[PomPom]

I wrote and directed "Repo! The Genetic Opera"

 

[Gothika]

i once met a pumpkin that turned into cinderella and wore one shoe on her ear

 

[PomPom]

An asteroid was a foot away from destroying the Earth but then I punched it into dust

 

[Gothika]

An asteroid was a foot away from destroying the Earth but then I punched it into dust

so that is where dandruff came from

 

[PomPom]

so that is where dandruff came from

use some head & shoulders and you'll be fine

 

[Gothika]

use some head & shoulders and you'll be fine

i use my hands instead

 

[PomPom]

I took a dump in a crater on the moon and filled it

 

[Gothika]

I took a dump in a crater on the moon and filled it

LOL hay that was my dumping place

 

[PomPom]

LOL hay that was my dumping place

lol

take a bigger shit next time then I couldn't see your tiny turd

 

[Gothika]

lol

take a bigger shit next time then I couldn't see your tiny turd

awwwwww LOL

 

[PomPom]

Everytime I fly I get pulled over by a plane for drunk flying

 

[Gothika]

i got pulled over by a donut once that wanted my coffee

 

[PomPom]

There were two peanuts walking down the road and a policeman arrested one because the other one was asalted.

 

[Gothika]

There were two peanuts walking down the road and a policeman arrested one because the other one was asalted.

LOL

duck feet like to tickle me till i quack

 

[PomPom]

I hope my worst enemy gets pushed off of a cliff by someone they absolutely love and they fall all the way down, screaming and never accepting it, and then Superman comes by and scoops them up and drops them from higher.

Not much of a fact but when it happens it'll become a fact.

 

[Gothika]

superman once went to a fetish club and got spanked by a cow

 

[PomPom]

I saw that and it wasn't nearly as exciting as it seems like it would be.

 

[Gothika]

i have a gnome living up my nose that likes to peek into my moth and see what i am eating and steal it

 

[PomPom]

When I was six years old I got kidnapped by Canadians and then shipped back because I didn't like hockey

 

[Gothika]

When I was six years old I got kidnapped by Canadians and then shipped back because I didn't like hockey

lol that darn leafstk



i once call you on the phone and got this sound