Sunriseticklee
3rd Level Orange Feather
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2002
- Messages
- 2,687
- Points
- 38
For all you guys out there who just can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.
Here is a guide to the point system:
Simple Duties:
You make the bed: +1 point
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows: 0 points
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets: -1 point
You leave the toilet seat up: -5 points
You leave the toilet lid down -10 points
You leave the toilet lid down late at night after the lights are out: -30 points
You replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty: 0 points
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex: -1 point
When the Kleenex runs out, you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom: -2 points
You go out to buy her heavy duty maxipads with wings: +5 points
But instead, you return with beer: -10 points
You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 points
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0 points
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5 points
You pummel it with a six iron: +10 points
It's her father: -20 points
Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire party: 0 points
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy: -2 points
Named Tiffany: -5 points
Tiffany is a dancer: -10 points
Tiffany has implants: -15 points
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0 points
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5 points
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV: +10 points
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -20 points
The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?": Automatic -5 points
You hesitate in responding: -10 points
You reply, "Where?": -35 points
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly: -15 points
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it: +10 points
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts: -30 points
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too": -800 POINTS
GRRRR... Don't EVER do that. LOL
Ok.. that's the last joke of the day. Hope you all enjoyed!
Live, Laugh and TICKLE
Sunriseticklee
Here is a guide to the point system:
Simple Duties:
You make the bed: +1 point
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pllows: 0 points
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets: -1 point
You leave the toilet seat up: -5 points
You leave the toilet lid down -10 points
You leave the toilet lid down late at night after the lights are out: -30 points
You replace the toilet paper roll when it's empty: 0 points
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex: -1 point
When the Kleenex runs out, you shuffle slowly to the next bathroom: -2 points
You go out to buy her heavy duty maxipads with wings: +5 points
But instead, you return with beer: -10 points
You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0 points
You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0 points
You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5 points
You pummel it with a six iron: +10 points
It's her father: -20 points
Social Engagements:
You stay by her side the entire party: 0 points
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy: -2 points
Named Tiffany: -5 points
Tiffany is a dancer: -10 points
Tiffany has implants: -15 points
Communication:
When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression: 0 points
When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5 points
You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV: +10 points
She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -20 points
The Big Question:
She asks, "Do I look fat?": Automatic -5 points
You hesitate in responding: -10 points
You reply, "Where?": -35 points
Your Physique:
You develop a noticeable potbelly: -15 points
You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it: +10 points
You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts: -30 points
You say "I don't give a damn because you have one too": -800 POINTS
GRRRR... Don't EVER do that. LOL
Ok.. that's the last joke of the day. Hope you all enjoyed!
Live, Laugh and TICKLE
Sunriseticklee