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1. Last kiss
Last Sunday

2. How do you flush the toilet in public
I use the automatics

3. Do you use the seatbelt in the car
Always

4. Do you have a crush on someone
No

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it
Food

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble
None

7. What is your favorite pizza topping
Sausage, peppers, extra cheese

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell
are you doing?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles
Nope

10. What song do you dislike
Anything by Dolly Parton

11. Did mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head
Nope

12. What are your superpowers
Mind screwing

13. Peppermint or spearmint
Spearmint

14. Where are your car keys
On my dresser

15.Whose answers on this questionaire do you want to hear
No one in mind

16. What is your most annoying habit
Check the flatulence thread

17. Where did you last go on vacation
Fishing in South Carolina

18. If you could punch one person in the face and get away with it who would it be
A guy I use to work with

19. What is your best physical feature
Eyes

20. What CD is closest to you right now
Travis Tritt

21. What three things are always found in your refrigerator
Catsup, cheese, and milk

22. What superstition do you believe/practice
That Redheads are evil...(that's why I love Redheads)

23. What are your favorite sayings
That's gonna leave a mark....Smooth move, Silky

24. What song(s) do you most often sing in the shower
60's Sinatra

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go
I would not

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford Movie
Raiders of the Lost Ark

27. What CD is in your stereo
None

28. What OCD quality do you have
None

29. How many kids do you plan on having
One...and that's been accomplished

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be
Kate Beckinsale

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know
Nope

32. What do you do when no one is watching
None of your damn business

33. If they made a movie of your life, what actor/actress would play you
Jude Law

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep
Old, rich, and in my sleep

35. What candy from when you were a kid do you miss the most
None, I still eat it.

36. What is your favorite movie
The origional King Kong

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert
Pink Floyd

38. Have you ever been in love
Yes

39. Do you talk to yourself
Only when I do stupid things

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth
Naaaa....not really

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now
Yes

42. Is there anyone you want to kiss right now
Yes
 
And survey says...

1. Last kiss?

When I was a kid.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?

With my hands. And then I wash them. With soap and water.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

Almost always.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?

Yes.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?

Money.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?

No one. I look like me.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Black olives and mushrooms.

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...

Ever!

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?

Sometimes.

10. What song do you dislike?

Oh, there are several mostly country.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?

No. So there! :p

12. What are your super powers?

Wouldn't you like to know? ;)

13. Peppermint or spearmint?

Either, doesn't matter.

14. Where are your car keys?

No where yet, I don't have a car. :dropatear

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?

Mitchell, Tiamatsoulsteal.

16. What's your most annoying habit?

Playing with my hair.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?

Las Vegas, in may. Can't wait to go back.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?

My boss! :yowzer:

19. What is your best physical feature?

My eyes, I guess. :idunno:

20. What CD is closest to you right now?

Electric guitar primer.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?

Water, orange juice, milk.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?

Good Karma (what goes around, comes around)

23. What are your favorite sayings?

What the fuck?!, What the hell?!, What's up n*gga?

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?

Don't sing in the shower.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?

I would go back to when the constitution was written, find out what the founding fathers true intentions were on some of the issues being debated today. Or go back to when AIDS was discovered/created. I wouldn't want to go forward I don't think. This is a great question.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?

Not a huge fan, so I guess StarWars.

27. What CD is in your stereo?

At work, Mary J. Blige's new one-Breakthrough? Great, great cd.

28. What OCD qualities do you have?

I don't like people at work messing with my cds, papers, or other objects at my desk.
29. How many kids do you plan on having?

none probably, no more that two if I must.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?

Jonathan Davis of Korn.

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?

Probably not. Depends on how sober I am. :D

32. What do you do when no one is watching?

That's my business, now isn't it? ;)

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?

Can't think of one right now that I would want to play me.

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?

I'd rather not die.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?

None, I still eat chocolate.

36. What is your favorite movie?

Anything by Quentin Tarantino.

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?

Korn! :bowing: Have seen them several times, most recently last friday.

38. Have you ever been in love?

No, not yet.

39. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes, frequently. Is that bad? No, I don't think so.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?

My boss. And President Bush. :wowzer: :xpeepsofa

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?

No, not right this second.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?

My cats. Here kitties...
 
1. Last kiss?
hmmmmm dunno

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
mostly with my shoe but sometimes with my hand if I have a napkin or something....those things are covered with germs!

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes I am too young to die

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yep

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
time to finish an assignment in class

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
hmmmmm dunno

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
jalepenos

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
are you doing with my boyfriend?!?!?!?!??!

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! no!!!!

10. What song do you dislike?
hmmmmmm most country songs

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
nope

12. What are your super powers?
dunno you tell me

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
peppermint

14. Where are your car keys?
in my purse

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
anyone who answers it

16. What's your most annoying habit?
biting my nails

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
hmmmm Mexico

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
anyone who hurts my family or friends

19. What is your best physical feature?
my eyes.....green and gold

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Rihanna's CD A Girl Like Me

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
water, milk annnnd other stuff

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
nada

23. What are your favorite sayings?
God damn it!

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Butterfly Kisses by Bob Carlisle

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go? No I like it in the present

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
none

27. What CD is in your stereo?
hmmmm a CD I burned

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
I am obsessed with even numbers especially the number 4 but my 4 year old cousin might actually have OCD

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
not having adopting...maybe two or three

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
hmmm Johnny Depp

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
nooope eew!

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
go on TMF...it's my daily fix hehe

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
dunno....

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
peacefully in my sleep

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
mmmm don't remember

36. What is your favorite movie?
Titanic and Memoirs of a Geisha

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Jesse McCartney

38. Have you ever been in love?
Yes *sighs* ............mmmmm Ryan........

39. Do you talk to yourself?
No, I am crazy enough as it is!

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
of course.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
hmmm my friends

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Nope.
 
1. Last kiss?
Never been kissed unless you wanna count kisses on cheeks

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I just flush it

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Usually

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yeah

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
IDK

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I don't resemble anybody famous

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Canadian bacon, sausage, some veggies, and extra cheese

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
was that?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Yeah

10. What song do you dislike?
I can't think of one at the moment

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No, I can't think of a song I dislike

12. What are your super powers?
My useless knowlegde. My friends look at me funny when I spew out something they didn't know but didn't care to know

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Neither. Winterfresh!

14. Where are your car keys?
On a nail near the basement

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Everybody's

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Annoying habit? Me, nah, I don't have one. Do I?

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Kentucky

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it who would it be?
A girl I work with. She's as annoying as hell and has her nose in the air all the time. God I just wanna knock her down a couple pegs!

19. What is your best physical feature?
My hair and my long nails

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Somewhere Down In Texas - George Strait

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Water, milk, and cheese

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
None

23. What are your favorite sayings?
I say whatever a lot.

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower unless I'm listening to the radio

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I would go back in time so I could just meet my mom's mom before she died

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Star Wars

27. What CD is in your stereo?
IDK

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
:eek: Okay, I'm dumb. What does OCD stand for?

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
I want five, three natural, two adopted. But whatever I end up with will be wonderful

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Justin Timberlake. He gives me tingles all over! :blush: :D

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
No

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Sing like there's no tomorrow

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
IDK

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Peacefully in my sleep.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Those pop rocks, that you put in your mouth and start to like crackle and pop.

36. What is your favorite movie?
Star Wars

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
I've only seen one band in concert and that was *NSYNC

38. Have you ever been in love?
No

39. Do you talk to yourself?
:blush: Sometimes

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yes

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Yes

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Yeah
 
1. Last kiss?
June 4

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
By pushing the lever....

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yep.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Not right now.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Black pencil crayon.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Harold Ramis.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni.

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
That's the end of the sentence. Just 'what the hell'

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Yeah.

10. What song do you dislike?
My least fave song right now is Girls and Boys by Good Charlotte.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No. Nice try, loser.

12. What are your super powers?
Devious art powers.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Just mint.

14. Where are your car keys?
Car? What's that?

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
LK's!!!

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Biting the skin on my fingertips.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Philadelphia.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
George W. Bush.

19. What is your best physical feature?
Next...

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
THey're all in storage...

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Food.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
None.

23. What are your favorite sayings?
Just press play.

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I'd go back to Fall 2000 and ensure all the votes are counted in the US Presidential election.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
I'm going to have to go with Star Wars too.

27. What CD is in your stereo?
In storage

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
Drawing.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
Kids?

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Lucy Liu.

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Depends.

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Draw.

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Not that we look anything alike, but Samuel L. Jackson (mutha-fuckas!).

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
In such a way that it could never be repeated.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
NUTLOG!

36. What is your favorite movie?
Currently, I'd have to say Pulp Fiction

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
They Might Be Giants.

38. Have you ever been in love?
Love? What's that?

39. Do you talk to yourself?
Constantly

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yes.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Yes.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Sure. WHy not?

Snail Shell
 
YAY A SURVEY


1. Last kiss?
Christ knows. 2 years ago at least

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Walls don't flush

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Depends, no if I'm riding, yes if I'm driving

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
No, I hate everyone

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Petrol?

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I've been told I look like Matt Damon. Then again I've also been told I look like Martin Clunes.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Spicy chicken

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
are you looking at?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Yes

10. What song do you dislike?
It's Not Unusual by Tom Jones

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
It already was

12. What are your super powers?
My razor sharp wit and also I can squeeze at least 5 swear words into every sentance

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
You are gay

14. Where are your car keys?
On a hook in the hall

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Anyone who wants to hear mine. So, nobody then.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
I'm a moody bastard

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Spain, 4 years ago. It was full of Americans and was shite.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
The fucking kids who try to stand in your way when you're out running, as though you can't just smash through their six-stone, four-foot tall frames and carry on going.

19. What is your best physical feature?
I like my knuckles, they've got character

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Chamillionaire, The Sound Of Revenge. First hip-hop CD I've bought in nearly 5 years.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, eggs, dirty crusted crap

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I'm obsessive compulsive so "all of them"

23. What are your favorite sayings?
Fuck's sake, Fuck off, Shitehawk, Gobshite

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Brown Eyed Girl by Van Morrison

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I'd go forward to five years in the future and throw eggs at my own windows because how weird would that be? And because I'd be throwing eggs at me in the future I'd know it was me from the past throwing eggs at me from the future. That's like, deep, man.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
He's a fucking nonce

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Chamillionaire's Sound Of Revenge and a compilation one I burned before I lost my good computer with lots of RATM and Flogging Molly and a bit of Monty Python on it

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
What the fuck is OCD qualities?

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
As many as I can

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Mike Tyson, just so I could say Mike Tyson kicked the shit out of me for kissing him

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Since I'm not 5 years old I've got no objections to kissing people I don't know

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Wank mostly

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Matt Damon or Martin Clunes

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory, 5-hour gunfight style

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Refresher bars or the 10p smells crisps we used to get from the Nevins

36. What is your favorite movie?
"Twin Town"

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Never been to a concert

38. Have you ever been in love?
Only every time I see an attractive woman

39. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time, the way I look at it talking to yourself is fine; just worry when you start answering yourself

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yep

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
No

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Your mum
 
1. Last kiss? from a man, last Saturday; from my kids this morning

2. How do you flush the toilet in public? very carefully

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? definitely

4. Do you have a crush on someone? of course

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it? birth control, lol

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
In high school I heard Molly Ringwald alot, nowadays nothing

7. What is your favorite pizza topping? sausage

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell... did you stop tickling for?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles? Yeah

10. What song do you dislike? nothing I really dislike at the moment

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? nope

12. What are your super powers? uh, I wish I knew

13. Peppermint or spearmint? spearmint

14. Where are your car keys? in my purse where they belong

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? eh, anyone who dares take their time to answer

16. What's your most annoying habit? uh, don't know

17. Where did you last go on vacation? Philly

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be? can't say as I have that much hatred for anyone right now

19. What is your best physical feature? I'd say my smile or some other thing I will not name

20. What CD is closest to you right now? Janet Jackson

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? milk, ketchup, apple sauce

22. What superstition do you believe/practice? I don't believe in them

23. What are your favorite sayings? WHATEVER

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? I don't sing in the shower, I love the people around me too much to torture them

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go? I wouldn't do either, I'm happy where I'm at right now and what the past has done

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? blech, don't watch much Harrison Ford

27. What CD is in your stereo? probably a dance CD with various artists

28. What OCD qualities do you have? none

29. How many kids do you plan on having? Uh 3, and I've already had them thank the Lord

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know? Heck yeah if they were clean and sexy

32. What do you do when no one is watching? walk around naked

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
eh I would want to play myself

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Glory baby, why go out peacefully, I'm going with style

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Shoot, I don't remember

36. What is your favorite movie? Used to be Flashdance, who knows now

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert? Janet Jackson is my favorite although she's not a band

38. Have you ever been in love? yes a couple of times

39. Do you talk to yourself? apparently it's something I've taken up recently at work

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
lol a few

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now? heck yeah

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now? yep
 
1. Last kiss?
Never

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
With the handle, dumbass.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Always. Take that state trooper trying to tell me otherwise!

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Kinda just met someone, maybe.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Sanity. Or potato chips...

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Macgyver... o_O

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Red Pepper and garlic powder

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
is wrong with Halloween?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Sometimes

10. What song do you dislike?
Anything where the band just screams in hideously bad sounding voices about how much they like to cut themselves, or the last time they worshipped Satan

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Which one?

12. What are your super powers?
I can blow stuff up with my mind.... and a few pyrotechnics...

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint

14. Where are your car keys?
On my dresser

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
I probably wont look at this thread again

16. What's your most annoying habit?
my laugh is kinda weird.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
South Carolina

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
George Lucas for making three horribly shitty movies very recently.

19. What is your best physical feature?
I think I have nice eyes. They're all blue and stuff.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
I have no idea. There are alot.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, eggs, steroid- er I mean, um... milk...

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I never brag about how certain bad things have not happened to me, out of fear of jinxing myself.

23. What are your favorite sayings?
"I survived four years of High School, and all I got was this stupid quote." -Myself

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Depends on what I last listend to.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I'd go back a few minutes and stop me from starting this stupid survey... it's mad long! :<

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

27. What CD is in your stereo?
"Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down" -The Toasters

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
When I start cleaning something, I don't stop till it's perfect.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
I don't plan on having any.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
um... no one. Famous people have STD's

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Not really.

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Browse the TMF

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
I'm thinking Nicolas Cage or Hugo Weaving

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Fucking blaze of glory, either during my attempt to destroy the world, or my attempt to stop someone else from destroying the world cuz that kinda shit is dramatic and mad cool.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Rollos. Haven't had one of those in forever.

36. What is your favorite movie?
I have no fucking clue, way too many.

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
The Planet Smashers!!

38. Have you ever been in love?
I thought I was, but I wasnt.

39. Do you talk to yourself?
Yea, I argue with myself alot. Usually I lose.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yes.................................................. Wait, you want me to say who?

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Nah right now I wanna sleep.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Nope.
 
1. Last kiss?

Kissing is yucking, that's how you catch mono.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?

Jiggle dah handle... yeah... that's right, real slow.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

depending on who's driving.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?

Yeah, lot of good it will do me though

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?

sanity.. or benzodiazepines, whichever is first.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?

I have been told i look like Janis Joplin and like Willow.. yeah, it's so uncool.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Money... i tried to order a money pizza once and it never came, but once it gets here you better bet your ass it's gonna be free. They're about 4 years late.

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...

are those bright flashing things in your pockets that beckon me?!

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?

no but i wish i could...

10. What song do you dislike?

Stupid ones.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?

oh yeah... "we all live in a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine" haha now it is stuck in your head too.. you'll be thanking me at about 3 in the morning when it keeps you awake.

12. What are your super powers?

I have the power to destroy everything in my path by sheer clumsiness and the power to make stupid people feel even stupider than normal... and look cute doing it.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?

peppermint or spearmint what? I'm not telling you... alright, man, it was really early in the morning and i'd really been hitting the Goldschlager with a fury unbeknowst to the troll kind in many a generation... he was there in that chicken suit giving away samples and i just had to.

14. Where are your car keys?

Asshat has them... along with all of my other really cool belongings.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?

Someone who is just as leftfield as i am... i have only met one in my life that matches my wit and outrageousness.

16. What's your most annoying habit?

Breathing... if i could kick that i'll be alright.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?

Everyday is a vacation when you're transient.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?

Asshat.. and i will get away with it too.

19. What is your best physical feature?

My hot, sexy, curvy, grey brain

20. What CD is closest to you right now?

Voltaire "Oh My Goth" ... it's not mine.. i swear.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?

I guess you haven't been paying attention, i'm a hobo... i have not the refrigerated box of which you speak... but i'll answer like i would have a few weeks ago. Catsup, leftover macaroni and cheese, and sesame seed oil

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?

www.billywitchdoctor.com.... ARISE CHICKEN!

23. What are your favorite sayings?

"I will lay my eggs in your duodenum and you will bear my love children by the thousands.. cause i dig you."

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?

Okay, i won't lie.. i totally sing Gwar songs in the shower... and sometimes "Smooth Criminal".

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?

Time is totally an illusion, for sure... but i've been searching high and low for that flux capacitor too. I managed to fool myself into believing i'd gone back in time for a few hours once, though.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?

Why must you insist on asking me stupid questions.

27. What CD is in your stereo?

Duuhh... hobo.. geez...

28. What OCD qualities do you have?

OCD Occult Clandestine Dancing? yeah, i have done that before.
29. How many kids do you plan on having?

I'm a light eater, so maybe a few slices will do.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?

Kissing is still yucky.. i mean, who in the hell decided it would be cool to start touching tongues together? Why not toes or elbows?

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?

Weirdo tongues are 46% more likely to contain a strain of flesh eating streptococcus (sp?) that familiar ones.

32. What do you do when no one is watching?

Make fun of you

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?

Gary Coleman.. the only actor/actress short enough to pull it off.

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?

dying is for suckers.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?

candy from strange unshaven guys in older model dodge custom vans .. yeah.. i miss that..

36. What is your favorite movie?

Something that doesn't suck... prolly A Clockwork Orange or the Family Guy movie.

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?

Dio/Maiden... it's a toss-up.

38. Have you ever been in love?

I think so, but dammit it's been a while.

39. Do you talk to yourself?

of course i do, you won't talk to me.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?

Asshat.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?

Of course... I'm awful lonely... and homeless... but at least i'm cute and still have both kidneys.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?

Kissing is YUCKY dammit.. i swear, who ever wrote this survey was a total tongue perv... i mean seriously... have you considered WHY the tongue stays in the mouth instead of flapping around outside... it's much like the tiger in a cage. It's in a cage because it's not safe for it to be roaming around in Wal-mart.
 
1. Last kiss?
couple hours agoCOLOR]

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
my hand...then wash like hell

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
sure do

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
yup

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
doritos....cool ranch

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
every person i ask always say no one

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
meatballs

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
yup

10. What song do you dislike?
that fucking "so you had a bad day" song makes me wanna kill puppies

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
1 puppy is already gone....

12. What are your super powers?
i can leap tall buildings in a single bound

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint

14. Where are your car keys?
i dunno...

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
i`d love to HEAR everyones cause reading them is gonna take to damn long

16. What's your most annoying habit?
knuckle cracking

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
been to long to remember

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
the "had a bad day" guy

19. What is your best physical feature?
my arms i suppose

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
the Velvet Goldmine soundtrack

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
A1 steaksauce....spicy mustard.....baby carrots

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
before every softball AB i kiss my bat

23. What are your favorite sayings?
"fuckin hell"........with an english accent

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
none that i can remember

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
back to before i went to high school and slap myself

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Indiana Jones

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Eddie Izzard - Dressed to Kill

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
must have a clean bathroom

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
2

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Scarlett Johansson

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
absolutely

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
sing.....i rock out in the car

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
although i look nothing like him....Ewan McGregor

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
i`m going out swinging

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
bonkers

36. What is your favorite movie?
"Annie Hall"

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
rage against the machine

38. Have you ever been in love?
yes

39. Do you talk to yourself?
all the time

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
alot of people

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
yes

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Scarlett Johansson........*sigh*.......i guess i`ll go wake her up
 
1. Last kiss?
I DON'T REMEMBER!!

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
i put my hand on that little handle thingy, and push down...

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
of course, click it or ticket!

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
maybe, i'll never tell!

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Water...

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
i would have to say Chris Farley...

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pinapple...

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
Are you doing!

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
ya, hard habit to break...

10. What song do you dislike?
ANYTHING RAP

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
nope, i got the Super hero song by Stephen Lynch stuck in my head though...

12. What are your super powers?
i have the special ability to fart when needed...

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
either or, but if i have to choose, i'll go spearmint..

14. Where are your car keys?
on my desk

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
anybody at the moment...

16. What's your most annoying habit?
cracking my knuckles...

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Southern Alberta i suppose..

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Eminem or whatever his name is, he annoys me

19. What is your best physical feature?
uhhh, my big jolly tummy, i have no idea lol

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
do DVD's count?

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, Eggs, Root beer...

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
i never shave my face when the NHL playoffs are on

23. What are your favorite sayings?
To boldly go where no one has gone before!

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
don't sing in the shower...

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I'd go back in time to when they signed the bill where income tax was implemented and kick him in the crotch...mainly cause it would be funny...

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Air Force One

27. What CD is in your stereo?
i have a stereo?, crap where did that come from!

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
look up...

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
2 1 boy 1 girl..

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Jennifer Anniston...

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
sure why not..

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
come chill out on TMF hehe

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
i would have to say Tom Hanks, all of his movies are just great films

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Peacefully in my sleep...that way my family can know i didn't suffer

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
pfft, i still eat it so i can't really miss it, but M&M's if you must know..

36. What is your favorite movie?
ShawShank Redemption

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Terri Clark

38. Have you ever been in love?
nope

39. Do you talk to yourself?
all the time

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
yup, Hilary Duff

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
yes, but i'll never tell...

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Lindsay Lohan
 
1. Last kiss?

A real kiss from someone not related to me or my dog? I'd say several years now. I think I was 24/25....

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?

As quickly as possible.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

Yes

4. Do you have a crush on someone?

Yes.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?

Chocolate

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?

Everyone says Judy Garland, but I just don't see it.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Cheese

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...

is going on with you?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?

No

10. What song do you dislike?

The Rose - stupidiest song since John Lennon's Imagine.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?

No

12. What are your super powers?

None.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?

Wintergreen

14. Where are your car keys?

On my bureu(sp?)

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?

Mastertank1's

16. What's your most annoying habit?

Squeezing my pimples.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?

Vegas

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?

Michael Moore

19. What is your best physical feature?

None. I'm ugly, remember?

20. What CD is closest to you right now?

The soundtrack for Kopit & Yeston's Phantom.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?

Cheese, butter, milk.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?

I don't know.

23. What are your favorite sayings?

Bloody hell. Oy vey!

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?

None. Soap tends to get in my mouth that way.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?

I'd go back to just after Barry Manilow's marriage broke up, but before he's famous, and see if I can catch him for at least one night on the rebound.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?

The Last Crusade.

27. What CD is in your stereo?

None. I always put them away afterwards.

28. What OCD qualities do you have?

I'm obsesive about my CDs being put away properly.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?

NONE!

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?

BARRY ALAN MANILOW!!!!!!!!!!! DUH!

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?

I have - at a renisance faire.

32. What do you do when no one is watching?

Masterbate.

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?

With my luck, Roseanne. She's the only one fat enough.

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?

I'd rather be immortal.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?

Candy cigerettes. Smoking for real is disgusting, but those were part of a tradition for me. We'd visit my relitives in New Hampshire and buy candy cigerettes and those hard sugar dots on a strip of paper....

36. What is your favorite movie?

Dogma

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?

I don't like bands except The Glenn Miller Orcastra. I prefer solo artists like Barry Manilow and Michael Crawford.

38. Have you ever been in love?

I don't even believe in it. (If I keep saying that maybe someday I will believe that.)

39. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?

Many people - Michael Moore, Rush Limbaugh, Hillary Clinton, every single pedophile, Bin Laden, Hillary Duff, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, the Simpson sisters, Angelina Jolie.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?

Yes.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?

Yes.
 
1. Last kiss?
about a month ago

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
?? strange question. pull the chain/push the lever

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Always.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
yep, her name is Jessica Biel

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Money!

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Muhammed Ali,

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Ham and Pineapple

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
to be honest i use that as a sentence all the time

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Sometimes.

10. What song do you dislike?
i dislike cheesy pop

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
N/A

12. What are your super powers?
Healing, flirting, super strength

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint, but I don't have much of an opinion here.

14. Where are your car keys?
On my bed.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
anybody's it doesn't bother me

16. What's your most annoying habit?
leaving a drop of orange juice in the carton and putting the carton back in the fridge

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Majorca

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Jamie Foxx for miami vice

19. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Chess blues guitar 2 decades of killer fretwork

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Cheese, orange juice, ham

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
touch wood

23. What are your favorite sayings?
"D'oh"
"he's got nothing!"
"Thats just nasty"

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
dont do that.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
i'd go back in time and watch the dinosaurs. real life jurassic park

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Indiana Jones and the temple of doom

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Random mix 1

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
None.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
two

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Angelina Jolie or Maria Sharapova

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
yep, easy ice breaker

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
drink orange juice out of the carton

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Will smith

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
blaze of glory, with fanfare

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Fruit pastilles.

36. What is your favorite movie?
The Godfather

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
I don't have a favorite band, and I tend to not go to concerts.

38. Have you ever been in love?
yep, it stings like hell

39. Do you talk to yourself?
sometimes.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
thats a bit much

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
three people. my g/f, Maria Sharapova, Angelina Jolie

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
my g/f
 
1. Last kiss?
Last month at somepoint...

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Push the lever o_O

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Of course

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes *sigh*

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Has to be money

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Dunno...

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
Is that!

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Occasionally if i'm bored or nervous.

10. What song do you dislike?
Whitney Houston - I will always love you

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Yes and the movie as well which i can't stand

12. What are your super powers?
Humor, and the power to use any super power! Bwhahaha

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint

14. Where are your car keys?
In my jacket pocket

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Not really thought about it

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Nail biting

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
New Zealand Baby!

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Nicholas Cage, hes got a face you just want to punch

19. What is your best physical feature?
Eyes

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
At The Drive-In - Relationship of Command

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, Pepsi, butter

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Fate

23. What are your favorite sayings?
"Ace!"
"Doss!"
"Off you pop"

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
pff who the hell does that...... :manicd:

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I'd go forward and see how i'm doing in 10 years

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Star Wars

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Incubus - Morning View

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
I like things to be organised and tidy.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
one or two i dunno not thought about it.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Mischa Barton

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
How else does one find love?

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Dance

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
I dunno The guy from lost Dominic something

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
A Blaze of glory

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Kinder Egg.

36. What is your favorite movie?
The Warriors

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Hell is for Heroes

38. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, and i learned alot from it

39. Do you talk to yourself?
sometimes

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
I wouldn't wish that on anyone

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
three people. Mischa Barton, Rachel Bilson and Rachel McAdams

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Yes. :manicd:
 
Take THAT survey!

1. Last kiss?
In April

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
As noisely and emphatically as I can...with my foot. I'm not touching that shit.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yeah...the way idiots drive around here...

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Hard to say

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Time. I hate time....

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I've been told I resemble Johnny Depp a bit....also....John Denver (?!)

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Anchovies....though the people I work with say that I can't have them...heh...as If I listen to what they say. They're not the boss of Tigerbot Alchemy!

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
makes you think that I wont rip out your soul and make it into a funny hat?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
I am not a sideshow attraction....anymore...

10. What song do you dislike?
Anything that falls into one of these catagories: R&B, Pop, Punk, Hardcore, Metalcore, Mallmetal, Alternative, Indi rock, New Age, Trance, Anything that ivolves windchimes, Brit-Pop, Mod music, Ska, Rap, Pop-punk, Radio-Prep rock, Nickleback, Hubastank and the rest of those over produced, surfer wanna-be idiots....I might think of more later.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPIDY DOO
TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!

12. What are your super powers?
I have the power to kill a Yak from 200 yards away...with fuckin MIND BULLETS.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Wintergreen

14. Where are your car keys?
Nice try asshole!

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Satan

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Answering pointless surveys

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Vacation? What's that?

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Just one?! What kind of deal is that?! Hmmm....Dave Grohl

19. What is your best physical feature?
Hmmm...wouldn't YOU like to know.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
A Matter Of Life And Death - Iron Maiden

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
A box of soda, water, hot sauce....no wait...i take the box of soda out sometimes.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I believe that if I don't yell at people when I'm driving, their brains will stop working.

23. What are your favorite sayings?
You Bastard!

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Iron Maiden

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I would go back and see early Van Halen when they were playing clubs in LA....what, that not good enough for you? Fuck you.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Tie between Empire and Raiders

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Tenacious D.

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
I answer retarded surveys

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
None

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Tarja Turunen

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Why the fuck not?

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Wouldn't YOU like to know asshole? What, you wanna watch or something...fucking pervert.

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
...Damned if I know. Someone that doesn't suck how bout..

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of Glory

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Atomic Fireballs

36. What is your favorite movie?
A Nightmare On Elm Street

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Iron Maiden

38. Have you ever been in love?
A couple times....lot of good it did me huh?

39. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time...like now for instance

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Many many many many many many many many many many many people

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Sure

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Sure....not you though.

:devil:
 
1. Last kiss?
Last one that I actually liked? Hmmm....been awhile. actually, I'm just looking forward to the next one! Any takers? :triangle:

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I usually use the handle. Unless I'm in someplace that I really don't like, then I eschew the el-flush-o altogether.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
I've been in several accidents, one of them near-fatal. I'm obsessive about my belt.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Usually.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Ideas.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Hayden Christiansen, but I've also heard John Cusack and a young Obi-Wan Kenobi.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Mushrooms, onions and peppers. Since I always get it that way, that counts as one topping.

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
am I doing in Mexico?!?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Yeah.

10. What song do you dislike?
Pretty much anything made in the last six years or so.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Not at all.

12. What are your super powers?
Jedi Mind Trick....currently working on the Jedi Take Off Your Clothes Trick.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
There's a difference?

14. Where are your car keys?
I honestly don't know right now.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
All of my closest friends here (you all know who you are you cute little things, you), but I'd really give an ounce of flesh to hear Ayn Rand's.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Inserting my twisted sense of humor into inappropriate settings. Well, inappropriate to others at least.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Catskill Mountains.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
The CEO of ExxonMobil

19. What is your best physical feature?
My dick, It's so much fun to play with. (See, there's that answer to # 16 again....sigh...) Seriously, I've been told my eyes.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Styx Greatest Hits. (I just finished programming the trippy synth beak in "Come Sail Away" into my sequencer so I can perform it live without 4 hands.)

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Egg Rolls, Strawberry Preserves and some kind of fish.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I always perform with my band in my socks. I don't wear shoes live. They're neat little "grippy pad" ones so I don't fall all over the place. :triangle:

23. What are your favorite sayings?
"You just think your sooooo funny, dontcha?" (Always delivered in perfect Stewie Griffin voice.)

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
The Stroke.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Feudal Japan.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Star Wars... the one where Princess Leia goes "I love you" and he goes "I know." He was one intergallactic pimp. (I copied Mairead's answer on this one, but it was actually "The Empire Strikes Back", sweetie. :triangle: )

27. What CD is in your stereo?
"Inhuman Rampage" by Dragonforce

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
The sock thing.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
Probably none.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Jessica Alba.

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Why the hell not? I'm a musician, we do it all the time. :D

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Masturbate. I mean, Jesus....who the hell does that while people are watching?!?

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Not because he looks like me, but probably Ryan Reynolds. He could pull off my sense of humor. (Just check him out in Blade Trinity, you'll understand.)

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory, WITH theme music. (Again copied from Mairead, perfect answer.)

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Never was into candy.

36. What is your favorite movie?
Outside of the Star Wars saga.....Dogma.

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
I've seen a lot, but I've seen Rush 15 times.

38. Have you ever been in love?
Once. Fucked it up. Will probably not find it again. I hope to, but chances are slim of lightning striking twice, right?

39. Do you talk to yourself?
All the freakin' time. I come up with my best ideas that way. Or at least an interesting conversation if nothing else.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Paris Hilton.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Of course.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Of course.
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1. Last kiss?
Around easter, before my GF moved to Cali, :(

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Elbow

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
yes

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
a few people, can't afford to be too picky, huh

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
I wanna talk to Samson, fly me to the moon, like that bitch alice crampton, cuz it's hard being black and gifted, some times i just wanna throw it all down and get lifted.--- Sir Smoke Alot BIOTCH!!

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
Tom Petty, Marilyn Manson, fits my mood swings rather well too

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Hawaiin

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
I think it's already finished

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
rarely

10. What song do you dislike?
too many to list

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
nope

12. What are your super powers?
I'm the best person I know at being me

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
spearment

14. Where are your car keys?
I don't know, Damn it, i hate when that happens

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Tom Waits

16. What's your most annoying habit?
I'm always messing up myy fingernails, one way or another

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Florida

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be? George W Bush or any given Cop
19. What is your best physical feature?
I've been told my eyes

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Sublime--40 oz to Freedom

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
ice, ketchup, and human organs

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Alot, I like to think many things we are unsure about are always happening around us

23. What are your favorite sayings?
everything i touch turns to stone, and many other lyrics

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
depends on my mood

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
I would go back to the time my mom met my dad, and keep it from happening

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Umm......

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Blind Melon---Soup

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
way too many

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
not sure

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
I'd slip Richard Nixon the tongue, lol

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
I have before

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
would'nt you like to know

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Someone boring, probly the dude that played as spiderman, he's pretty lame

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Either way is fine

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
laffy taffy, with clored sugar sprikles

36. What is your favorite movie?
Silence of the Lambs probably

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Smashing Pumkins, tool, Beethoven

38. Have you ever been in love?
Yes, and it is not better to have loved and lost

39. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time, sometimes I even answer back

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
ME

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
yes

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
yes
 
1. Last kiss?
Two days ago

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I like the automatic ones as well.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Indeed

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
A steady stream of quips

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I've heard I resemble Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Truman Capote, and Andy Warhol

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pineapple

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
happened last night?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
No

10. What song do you dislike?
Anything made after the year 2000

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Nope

12. What are your super powers?
I can turn red traffic lights green just by staring at them.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint for sure

14. Where are your car keys?
I don't drive, I'm partially blind in my left eye

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Could care less

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Being somewhat nosey

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Ha! Me? vacation? Surely you jest!

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Pat Robertson

19. What is your best physical feature?
I don't think I have good physical features.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Divinities by Ian Anderson

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Vanilla falvored chai tea, bottled water and leftover chinese food

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
I believe in spirits and I incorperate magick into my religious beliefs, but I do not consider them superstitious elements, some might though.

23. What are your favorite sayings?
"Indeed" I can phrase this word in so many ways to express my current mood.. I'm also fond of saying "don't look at me, I didn't do it!" for various reasons

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Songs From the Wood and Cup of Wonder by Jethro Tull

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Yes, I would go back to the late 1800's and hobknob with the likes of Oscar Wilde and Walt Whitman

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Blade Runner, hands down

27. What CD is in your stereo?
A Passion Play by Jethro Tull

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
....one second, I have to check my email again...

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
None, maybe look into adopting in the future though

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Crispen Glover.

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Nope

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Plot world destruction

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Most likely Phillip Seymour Hoffman

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory, accompanied with my own orchastra

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Ecto-Cooler Hi-C (ok its not actually candy so sue me, I still miss it)

36. What is your favorite movie?
Eraserhead

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
*shuffles feet* I saw Neil Diamond in concert...does that count?

38. Have you ever been in love?
I thought I was, but it turned out to be Appendicitis

39. Do you talk to yourself?
No, I whisper to myself in low seething tones....

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Sure

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Yes.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Yes.
 
1. Last kiss?
A week ago today *cry*

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Using the handle or pull, whatever lol

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
All the time, I also tell back seat passengers to wear theirs too

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Might have ;)

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
'Air' good one Mairead, I can agree with that

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
No one, sadly... not many redheads out there

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Loads of cheese / mushrooms / onions / olives & sometimes pineapple

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
Whats happened now?!!

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
Uh huh (not nice I know lol)

10. What song do you dislike?
Any of those awful cheesy pop tracks (too many to list) or Eurovision songs

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Nope, lucky for me as there's too many

12. What are your super powers?
Hmm dunno, my compassion and willing to listen to folk whatever the situation is

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Peppermint and peppermint tea, scrummy

14. Where are your car keys?
On a key ring thats hanging on my front door

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
I'm a gal and a bit nosy, so everyone's and be interesting to see what characters we have here

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Hmm there could be a few, not sure about the 'most' annoying one though

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
New York (Thanksgiving)

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Just one person lol? Hmm people that are liars and lie to get what they want without worrying about their actions.

19. What is your best physical feature?
I've been commented on my eyes and hair colour, been told my eyes are quite expressive

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Probably the one in the CD player... Metallica 'Ride The Lightning'

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Eggs / milk / veggies / salad / fruit (I know more than 3 but this is the norm for me)

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
None I think, well none that pop in my head at the mo

23. What are your favorite sayings?
I tend to say, Indeed a bit and kewl, there are probably more but they evade me right now

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
Whatever song is in my head at that time, quite a few

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Yeah I would, but, too many to list

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
I think the first time I saw him would have to be in Star Wars and still one of my fav's.

27. What CD is in your stereo?
(House - Metallica) & (Car - Oomph)

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
I'm terrible when it comes to locking the front door, even though I know its been locked I have to keep on tugging on the handle to make sure DUH

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
Ohh loads mwahahaha

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Mmm lets see; Till Lindemann, Schneider, Dero, James Hetfield, a few others but this sounds greedy already hehe

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Nope, unless I was really bladdered and couldn't really control my actions

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Talk to myself, sing, cry, make silly faces

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Not sure, someone with character, love and a devilish fun streak

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
The sweet stuff that was called Chubacca and was in a little tin box like tobacco or a chocolate bar I think was called Cococabana (fruit and coconut yumm)

36. What is your favorite movie?
One flew over the cuckoo's nest or Green Mile

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
The two that stick out are Rammstein and Metallica and Maiden and Marilyn Manson were pretty good too

38. Have you ever been in love?
Ohh yeah

39. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time lol

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Most politicians and some of those 5 minute of fame guys that have been on TV and are suddenly a talent and celebrity

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Yeah :Kiss1:

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Yeah, same as the above
__________________
 
1. Last kiss?
It's been a few months.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
I use the lever.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
No.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Money.

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
John Lennon.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni.

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
are you thinking?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
No.

10. What song do you dislike?
Too many to name one.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No.

12. What are your super powers?
Same as Strider's (a fucking genius).

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
Peppermint.

14. Where are your car keys?
In my pocket.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?.
I don't have anyone in mind.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Can't think of just one.

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Tucson, Arizona.

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
Whoever started "reality" TV.

19. What is your best physical feature?
My eyes.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
Profile: Best of Emmylou Harris.

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Tea, bread and margarine.

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
None.

23. What are your favorite sayings?
I don't have favorite sayings.

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't sing in the shower.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Back to see ancient Rome, I guess. Either that or the mid-90s, to a certain airport - so I could say "don't go".

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Right now, none.

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
None.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
Zero.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Catherine Zeta Jones.

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
If they were hot.

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Surf the internet, read, write.

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
Johnny Depp.

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Sugar Daddies.

36. What is your favorite movie?
"The Wild Bunch"

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Rush.

38. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

39. Do you talk to yourself?
No.

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yes.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Definitely.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Yes.
 
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I was bored. And I like surveys. So you should fill it out too.


1. Last kiss?
if we're talking a REAL kiss...at least 2 years...and i'm married, so that's sad. :sadcry:

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
with my shoe usually

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yep.

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes, I do....

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
patience...time....

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
gosh, i'd like to resemble someone famous.... i have no idea...you guys know what i look like... you tell me....

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
cheese.

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
is taking you so long.....

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
only sometimes...if I've been typing a lot.

10. What song do you dislike?
there are so many....

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
it would be impossible... there are too many

12. What are your super powers?
my ability to turn from sweet and nice to smart ass in the blink of an eye.

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint or bubble gum....

14. Where are your car keys?
somewhere in the bottom of my huge purse.

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
everyone's....i love finding out stuff about people.

16. What's your most annoying habit?
i worry too much....

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
orlando...went to Universal and to the Taste of Chaos...

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
my old boss.

19. What is your best physical feature?
eyes, hair and lips....

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
38 special

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, apples and tea

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
what goes around comes around....

23. What are your favorite sayings?
Bring it on...., basically anything that Happy Bunny has to say... i fancy that i'm a lot like Happy Bunny... I look sweet, but there's a smart ass in there...

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
hmmm, singing isn't what i do in the shower... :p

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
no point in going back...what's done is done, and i have no desire to age myself unnecessarily faster than has to be...

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
All the star wars movies....i'm still in love with the man....

27. What CD is in your stereo?
in my car, the Deftones, Rascal Flatts, The Used, Fleetwood Mac and the Cure. quite the eclectic mix wouldn't you say?

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
i sort all my groceries at the checkout by category so they all go in the bags in groups... ok, i'm weird...

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
since i have one now who is almost 17, i think i'll quit.

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Matthew McConaughey or Harrison Ford..

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
Not, like really KISS them....but just a kiss, sure..as long as i wasn't gonna get slapped or something.

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Sing in my car....

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
i'd like to say Eva Longoria...but that ain't happening...

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
peacefully, so that my family wouldn't worry that i suffered...they would have peace with that too...

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
Wonder Bars and Chunky's

36. What is your favorite movie?
the Christmas Story... and As Good as it Gets.

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
i could scare you with the list of bands i've seen in the last 2 years...i've been to every Taste of Chaos, Warped Tour and Sounds of the Underground with my daughter and her friends... some of it was cool... The Used was really amazing in concert..

38. Have you ever been in love?
Yes...but sooooooooooooooo long without passion... :sadcry:

39. Do you talk to yourself?
sometimes if i'm really pissed off or hurt, i go off by myself and rant..

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
i just wish some people would go away...

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Yes, there is and I very much wish he was here..

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Yes, and it would be that very same person i wish was here right now.
 
Why not, have to open up a little to be a part of the community.


1. Last kiss?
Never

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
With the handle?

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Yes

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Usually someone on TV, I've gotten over these crushes though.

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it?
Money

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
None, but to go by stereotypes, a young jackie chan.

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Garlic, Pepperoni, red peppers

8. Finish this sentence: What the hell...
am I waiting for?

9. Do you pop/crack your knuckles?
No, ew =P

10. What song do you dislike?
can't think of anything.

11. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
What song?

12. What are your super powers?
Short attention span?

13. Peppermint or spearmint?
spearmint.

14. Where are your car keys?
Pocket

15. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
?

16. What's your most annoying habit?
Daydreaming

17. Where did you last go on vacation?
Maine

18. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with
it who would it be?
That kid that went on a shooting spree in virginia

19. What is your best physical feature?
My face? A few people said i was cute, take that for what it's worth.

20. What CD is closest to you right now?
MP3s!

21. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Juice!

22. What superstition do you believe/practice?
Chain letters! I can't help it, I usually work around them by sending them to myself and then deleting them =P I'm getting better at just deleting them now.

23. What are your favorite sayings?
To many to list or remember "

24. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
I don't sing.

25. If you could go back or forward in time would you and where would you go?
Back to when I was 18 and tell myself to focus more on what I wanted to do.

26. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Star Wars

27. What CD is in your stereo?
Whats a CD?

28. What OCD qualities do you have?
I have be organized and clean to some extent in every part of my life.

29. How many kids do you plan on having?
Two to three, no more than that!

30. If you could kiss anyone famous who would it be?
Jennifer Connelley, one of my first hollywood crushes.

31. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn't know?
As long as there not ugly =P

32. What do you do when no one is watching?
Video games, and growing hair on my palms and losing my eyesight.

33. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?
What a boring movie =/ John Cho

34. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Peacefully, but I kinda want to impress others and be remembered so I kinda lean toward blaze of glory.

35. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?
M&Ms

36. What is your favorite movie?
Just one? Thats too hard. how about Troy, Teenage mutant ninja turtles, The Rock.

37. What favorite band have you seen in concert?
Don't know.

38. Have you ever been in love?
You know I don't know. I think I've lusted after people, I'm not sure I've ever been in love.

39. Do you talk to yourself?
No, sometimes, rarely I think out loud =P

40. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Yes.

41. Is there anybody who you wish was with you right now?
Yes.

42. Is there anyone that you want to kiss right now?
Kristen Holt
 
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