simpson quotes

[Edge]

"mmmmm" *insert food*

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Troy McClure: "I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z"

 

[Edge]

Troy McClure: "I hate every ape I see,
From chimpan-a to chimpan-z"

Always liked Troy

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Ralph Wiggum: Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers

 

[Edge]

Bart: "Where's the big guy?"

 

[Edge]

Ralph Wiggum: Hello Super Nintendo Chalmers

I loved super nintendo.

 

[Edge]

"Mmmmmmm" (Marge)

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Always liked Troy

His voice actor Phil Hartman left us too soon.

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Superintendent Chalmers: "Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say- you steam a good ham."

 

[Edge]

His voice actor Phil Hartman left us too soon.

Yes R.I.P.

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Lenny: "Why Do They Call This A Yard Of Ale?" Carl: "Easy, After You Drink It, You're Passed Out In A Yard."

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Lenny: "Aw, If They Hire A Woman, We Won't Be Able To Spit On The Floor." Carl: "And We Can't Take Off Our Pants When It Gets Real Hot."

 

[Dre]

Homer picking up looking at a switch blade knife

Homer: I see the switch, but where's the blade.

(Blade pops up and stab Homer in the eye)

Homer: OW!!!!

 

[Edge]

Doh!

 

[Dre]

After Homer caused a scene in a bank by putting a Candy Apple he had in his pocket he couldn't talk right and got hit with a taser and had to appear before Judge Harm.

Judge Harm: Homer Simpson for causing a commotion in the bank I hear by sentence you to 100 hours of Community Service

Homer: Community Service, but that's work. What about Jail?

Judge Harm: Community Service!! (bangs gavel)

Homer: No I wanna go to jail. Free food, tear drop tattoos, library books that come to you. I'll serve anything but the community!!

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Homer Simpson: "I am so smart. I am so smart. S- M- R- T. I mean S- M- A- R- T.

 

[Edge]

Homer Simpson: "I am so smart. I am so smart. S- M- R- T. I mean S- M- A- R- T.

Love that one.

 

[Ultimate_Tcklr]

Homer has some of the best.
Homer: "To alcohol, the cause of and solution to, all of life's problems."

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER

 

[lostphilosopher]

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

 

[Dre]

Burns to Homer: The Boy wants to live with me, I suggest you leave.

Homer: Or what you will release the Dogs or the Bee's or the Dog's with Bee's in their mouths and when they bark they chew bees at you Well go a head, do your worst.

Burns: My worst eh? Smithers release the Robotic Richard Simmons.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Nelson Muntz: The thing about huckleberries is once you go fresh you never go back to canned

 

[lostphilosopher]

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!...except the weasel.

 

[Edge]

"I'd like to announce my retirement from the world of Video Boxing." (Bart after being undefeated vs. Homer Season 1).

 

[lostphilosopher]

Homer: You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.