Some Interesting Milagros Facts

[milagros317]

Milagros is going to enter the Hot Dog Eating Contest on Coney Island so he will not be hungry for awhile.

Very funny.
Joey Chestnut won again, but only ate 61 hot dogs, short of his own record of 69.

 

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Back in the late 60's Mils was a world wrestling champion....using a stage name, of course.

 

[Bohemianne]

Milagros can control a sneeze.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

frequently sees goddess shelly

 

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In 1986 Milagros stared down Hulk Hogan then called him a "pussy".

 

[milagros317]

frequently sees goddess shelly

This is the only recent post which is true.

 

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Milagros once dated Bettie Page!!!!

 

[milagros317]

Milagros once dated Bettie Page!!!!

In her fetish days, not in her later religious days, I would like to note.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros is drinking extra seltzer today since placing second in The Hot Dog Eating Contest.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Attends NEST gatherings

 

[paracarl44]

Likes to visit Coney island.

 

[milagros317]

Attends NEST gatherings

Correct.

Likes to visit Coney island.

Correct.

 

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Milagros was overheard when he was teaching John L. Sullivan how to box yelling, "No dumbass....lead with your left, not your face!"

 

[milagros317]

^ very amusing.

 

[paracarl44]

Milagros is happy that The Dodgers have retaken first place in their division.

 

[milagros317]

Milagros is happy that The Dodgers have retaken first place in their division.

This is correct.

 

[seanwoj]

He's so old, he fought in the Revolutionary War.

 

[milagros317]

He's so old, he fought in the Revolutionary War.

Not quite.

 

[seanwoj]

Hes so old he fought in the War of 1812.

 

[milagros317]

Hes so old he fought in the War of 1812.

I can see you think that I have military talent.

 

[seanwoj]

He once chased a chicken because he thought it stole his chicken nuggets.

 

[milagros317]

He once chased a chicken because he thought it stole his chicken nuggets.

Very amusing.

 

[seanwoj]

He once found a cure for male pattern baldness. But in a lab accident, he mixed up the chemicals and spilled it on himself, and his beard hasn't stopped growing since.

 

[paracarl44]

He's so old, he fought in the Revolutionary War.

Not quite.

Hes so old he fought in the War of 1812.

I can see you think that I have military talent.

^The only thing he fights is getting the cap of the seltzer bottle.^

 

[milagros317]

^The only thing he fights is getting the cap off the seltzer bottle.^

Very amusing.