Stupid and or funny sign posts/posters

[Lord Doctor]

We've all seen them, so post them here.


I'll start with this one!

"We exchange anything! Clothes, toys, cars! Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain!"

 

[Mastertank1]

funny?

WE DO NOT SERVE LOOSE WOMEN HERE;
customers are encouraged to bring their own!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[tulipangel]

OK here are 2!


Not sure if this is what you were looking for but here are 2:

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in your enemy's eye!

Keep America beautiful! Lock yourself in a closet!

 

[milagros317]

Seen in a men's room above the urinals, back in the days when smoking was still allowed in restaurants:

Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinals. After all, we don't piss in your ash trays.

 

[Ignatz]

Saw this posted in a bar about thirty years ago:

Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

 

[Mastertank1]

Okay, here's a few more

Signs in computer store;

1- FAST....GOOD....CHEAP: You can have any two.

2- To err is human, but for really monumental f***-ups, it takes a computer.

Signs in and near Durham N.C.

In sherriff's office;
To err is human, to forgive is AGAINST DEPARTMENT POLICY!

On fence around parcel of private property;
Trespassers will be VIOLATED.

(shades of Deliverance!).

 

[kered]

This is still on the wall of a local watering hole:

This is a small community and we can't afford a town drunk so we all take turns.

 

[Lord Doctor]

three more

Toilet out of order, please use floor below



Bargain basment upstairs!




Family planning? Please use rear entrance

 

[General Zod]

Here's a pic of a billboard I found at funnyjunk.com

 

[Mastertank1]

Old campaign poster

Campaign poster from 1976, Ford versus Carter;

Large photo of Richard Nixon with famous five o'clock shadow very prominent Caption reads; Would YOU buy a used Ford from this man?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[tulipangel]

Campaign poster from 1976, Ford versus Carter;

Large photo of Richard Nixon with famous five o'clock shadow very prominent Caption reads; Would YOU buy a used Ford from this man?

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

LOL Very funny! BTW, I read the story again and I cant get enough of it!

 

[Mastertank1]

Thanks, hon!

LOL Very funny! BTW, I read the story again and I cant get enough of it!

Just BTW, I designed that poster for the Democratic organization in Brooklyn, NY. National rejected it; thought it was too harsh!
I sit here running the pointed index finger of the little hand form of the cursor up and down the soles and toes of your siggy picture. Trying to send you a psychic tickle! If you felt anything at 3:18 AM Eastern time, that wuz me!
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[tulipangel]

Just BTW, I designed that poster for the Democratic organization in Brooklyn, NY. National rejected it; thought it was too harsh!
I sit here running the pointed index finger of the little hand form of the cursor up and down the soles and toes of your siggy picture. Trying to send you a psychic tickle! If you felt anything at 3:18 AM Eastern time, that wuz me!
Mastertank1
We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

OH OH I felt it tee hee hee!!!! THANKS

 

[Mastertank1]

That was fun...

OH OH I felt it tee hee hee!!!! THANKS

But I have to admit to getting just a bit wierded out when your siggy picture on the screen started giggling and rubbing her feet on each other!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

 

[tulipangel]

But I have to admit to getting just a bit wierded out when your siggy picture on the screen started giggling and rubbing her feet on each other!

Mastertank1

We who play and dance are thought mad by they who hear no music.

LOL your such a goof ball! I love it!

 

[paracarl44]

Sign in a Men's Rest Room, above the urinal:

If the pole is short,

and the pump is weak,

then either stand closer,

or piss on your own feet.

 

[kered]

This was poolside at NEST last May.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

 

[paracarl44]

When the highway is being repaired.......

then this sign seems to apply: SLOW MEN WORKING