When I had my holiday in Spain, one guy from each hotel had to stand on stage and give his favourite chat up line to a room of 80 or so, screaming females. (This was a Club 18-30 holiday.)
Guy 1: (5'10'' and resonably good looking)
Did it hurt...........when you fell from heaven?
Guy 2: (6'2'' Swastika tattoo on neck and a forehead that would keep the rain off his feet)
*unzips his flys and flops his knob into one hand*
Fancy some of this love?
Guy 3: (5' fuck all, and little or no charisma to compete with his acne) Fancy a shag?
Guy 4: (Yours truly) Hello love, you're very pretty aren't you? May I borrow your camera?
*mimes taking the non-existent camera and, turning his back and taking a photo of his groin*
There you are love. Now when you get back you can tell the chemist that you've been to Loch Ness!
*Cue bedlam and applause, a shower of women's knickers onto the stage and a crowd of guys from Newcastle who buy me drinks all night for being "fooney as fook, on that stage bonnie lad!" The same guys who bought me drinks all day for throwing that girl in the pool.
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