I love my current apartment and would like to stay put. Unfortunately my lease stipulates that the apartment must go into a lottery system every year to give someone else a chance to move in (similar to a college dorm scenario). There are 12 potential viewers that I need to scare off in order to reclaim the place for another year, and so I'm contemplating subtle ways to convince viewers that its a lousy place to live in. Right now all I have planned is a scoreboard on the fridge reading "Cat 3, Rats 0". Simply making the place messy probably won't do much since obviously it can be cleaned afterwards (and besides I don't want to get outright evicted). So, any suggestions?