The ALPHABETICAL "I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER" thread

[Lord Doctor]

Just to be really silly...

I couldn't possibly ever accept a bowl of prawns!


I might follow this up with "The Alphabetical INSULT thread", "The alphabetical complement thread," and "the alphabetical I'm loosing the plot thread."

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever bribe a Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever call the Pope on Sundays.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever detain devious demented demanding deranged depraved Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever eat a hundred hot dogs.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever fiercely fight fifty-five frantic friendly frisky French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried food from Finland's lakes.

 

[c7_assassin]

I couldn't possibly commit genocide in Greenland.

 

[paracarl44]

I Couldn't Possibly Ever.......

take up hang gliding.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever live in an igloo.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.......

jump across The Grand Canyon.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever kiss a kangaroo.

 

[sophiamarie]

I couldn't possibly ever love losers like my last boyfriend again! (I've learned.)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever marry Marilyn Manson.

 

[paracarl44]

I COULDN'T POSSIBLY EVER.......

attend a Nazi Meeting.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever live in the ocean.

 

[dad1]

I couldn't possibly ever....

....pee standing up!
XO

 

[emilyemilyemily]

quit.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever run for political office.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever sing for a million people.

 

[starburstz91]

I couldn't possibly ever take candy from a kid.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever live under water.

 

[drewskee]

I couldn't possibly ever be a virgin again.

 

[milagros317]

I couldn't possibly ever work as a basketball player.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I couldn't possibly ever xerox xenophobic xeroxes

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I couldn't possibly ever live in Yemen.