The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

[Jason Reborn]

Start the sentence with "I don't have any..." and then in alphabetical order, name something you do not have.

I don't have any alligators

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any bowling balls at the moment.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any cats, but I do have a dog. His name is Clyde.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any energy supplements

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't have a pet fox.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have a pet fox.

The correct response would be "I don't have any pet foxes."

I don't have any baby geese

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any hyenas.

 

[Artoo]

I don't have any Indians locked in my basement.

Well, maybe one or two. But only for sexual purposes.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any jack-o-lanterns.

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any......

jackrabbits.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any jack-o-lanterns.

^last correct entry^ (sorry dude, Drewskee got the letter first)

I don't have any kinks other than the ones I have already mentioned previously and on Fetlife.com

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any lovers at the moment.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any kinks other than tickling, hairplay, and furry

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any lovers besides my wife, Samantha

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any milk in my fridge.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any Nutter Butters.

 

[paracarl44]

I don't have any..............

ostrichs.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any plant food.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any quirky jokes to tell

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any rotten tomatoes to throw at people.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any sandals.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I don't have any one to tickle senseless

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any umbrellas.

 

[milagros317]

I don't have any vultures roosting on the roof of my building.

 

[drewskee]

I don't have any weapons on my person at the moment.