The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever run for Congress.

 

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Never have I ever stepped on a bear.

 

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Never have I ever tickled the bare soles of Heidi Klum.

 

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Never have I ever urinated on a fire hydrant.

 

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Never have I ever vaulted over a fence.

 

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Never have I ever washed my neighbor's laundry.

 

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Never have I ever xeroxed my own butt by sitting on the copy machine.

 

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Never have I ever yawned while watching a beautiful woman.

 

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Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 140mph in a BMW.

 

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Never have I ever allowed my dog to eat my whole dinner.

 

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Never have I ever bet on the outcome of a soccer game.

 

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Never have I ever caused a fatal car accident.

 

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Never have I ever dropped a baby on its head.

 

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Never have I ever eloped to get married.

 

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Never have I ever fought a grizzly bear.

 

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Never have I ever given someone $1,000 as a gift.

 

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Never have I ever hatched an egg by sitting on it.

 

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Never have I ever intended to hurt someone's feelings.

 

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Never have I ever jumped over a barn.

 

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Never have I ever killed anyone I liked or disliked lol.

 

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Never have I ever laid down on a cactus bush.

 

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Never have I ever mailed a stranger a huge check from my bank account.

 

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Never have I ever nailed a cat's tail to the floor.

 

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Never have I ever opened a can of whoop a$$ on Stone Cold Steve Austin.

 

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Never have I ever pulled a lion's tail.