The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

[Jason Reborn]

Just like all the other alphabetical games, except you start each sentence with "You are not". I'll go first...

You are not adorable

 

[Jason Reborn]

you are not boastful nor bashful about being the only one to post replies to your own thread

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not a complete loser....just half a one

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not dancing naked.

 

[milagros317]

You are not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not flirting with a monkey.

 

[milagros317]

You are not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not hitting anyone.

 

[milagros317]

You are not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not jumping on a trampoline right now.

 

[Angel77]

You are not killing anyone.

 

[milagros317]

You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.........

Milagros317.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not naked.

 

[drewskee]

You are not on top of my roof.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not poking anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not.......

stuck in quicksand.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not reading a book right now.

 

[Jason Reborn]

You are not stalking me anymore...why is that? lol

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not ticklish.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......

underwater.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not vain.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not......

under the weather.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You are not xeroxing anything.

 

[paracarl44]

You Are Not........

in Yugoslavia.