The arrogance thread! I'm awesome because...

[Carsomyr]

I am awesome because I'm wearing black leather hand ornaments with skulls on them!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I am awesome because I am still out of reach for all the vindictive Americans!

I am awesome because someday I shall have my revenge!

 

[Lord Doctor]

I am awesome. Awesome, great, winner, God, fantastic, excellent, WAY PAST COOL!!!!!


and I've got the last word!

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am awesome because I sometimes do inspire awe or wonder. Mainly on how corny I can be.

 

[kered]

I am awesome because I am devastatimgly handsome.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I am awesome because I post here.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I am awesome cause I can open any door handle with my feet (including car doors)

 

[c7_assassin]

I'm awesome because smoking adds an automatic +2 to charisma.

 

[Backstep]

I'm awesome because I'm the best damn sales rep in the Chicago/Milwaukee metro area!

 

[thetmfobserver]

I'm awesome because I have facial hair.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm awesome because I'm Minnesotan.

 

[Canadian_Egg]

I'm awesome because of my originality! Plus I came first!

 

[Jason Reborn]

I'm awesome because I'm a Californian

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm awesome because I have awesome friends.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I'm awesome because my mom tells me so.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm awesome because I have a sword.

 

[Desparting297]

I am awsome because I can do the splits both ways.

 

[thetmfobserver]

...I use the ellipsis frequently

 

[texastickler]

I make some fantastic Enchiladas!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm awesome because I just am.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I'm awesome because I'm a great fuck.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I'm awesome because I love fall.

 

[Smuggy Bear]

I'm awesome because I have a way with people.

 

[General Zod]

I am awesome,because I am not superman.

 

[thetmfobserver]

...I have pretzels