A man is thrilled that he finally got his wife to go hunting with him. The woman agreed and he immediately went and bought her a gun and all the necessary gear.
When they arrived at the woods the man told her that they should separate because deer can smell humans and if they aren't together they will create less of a smell.
After being separated for about 5 minutes the man heard a shot ring out and he took off running wandering if his wife actually got something that quick.
When he reached the clearing where they had separated he saw his wife arguing with another man.
He got within earshot just in time to hear the other man say, "OK, lady, you can have the deer, but can I please get my saddle off first?"
When they arrived at the woods the man told her that they should separate because deer can smell humans and if they aren't together they will create less of a smell.
After being separated for about 5 minutes the man heard a shot ring out and he took off running wandering if his wife actually got something that quick.
When he reached the clearing where they had separated he saw his wife arguing with another man.
He got within earshot just in time to hear the other man say, "OK, lady, you can have the deer, but can I please get my saddle off first?"