The complaint thread

[milagros317]

I woke up to early today.

 

[kered]

It is too muddy to turn over my garden plot in advance of deciding what to plant in it.

 

[voided9]

The sun went away again. =[

 

[Bohemianne]

I'm happy.

 

[macx]

I haven't had a good night's sleep since May 9th. I am le tired

 

[voided9]

My wrist is really itchy.

 

[TD01089]

a dude made me mad and is a disgrace to the tickling community for what he did

 

[Xodlirv]

There's too damn many complaints!!!

 

[AmishTickler]

It's too damn hot out!!

 

[Xodlirv]

So turn on the air conditioning; oops, I forgot. Amish.

 

[voided9]

I have to get up early tomorrow

 

[TD01089]

Has to do truck tomarrow at work which sucks

 

[Candygirl]

This one is a bit long, and I wasn't even gonna say anything but I saw the thread so I figured I'd vent a sec. And I'm highly pissed today already so I am going to try and keep the profanity and insults out of this one, otherwise you'd all see the rarely-seen-not-so-sweet side of Candy:

I want to complain about the "less than educated" individuals who continuously mistake me for another TMF member. Through no fault of her own, as she was a member before me and I had no idea of knowing her from Adam at point, I constantly get PMs in the chat room and private messages in my inbox pertaining to posts she made or answering questions she asked in such threads. I AM NOT HER!!! Her name is ticklishcandy. So I get the whole "Hey I know Candygirl, and SHE'S ticklish..." Maybe that's some lame excuse to put 2 and 2 together and come up with 4? No idea.

She made a thread titled "ticklish manhood" which led to, on my BIRTHDAY no less, for some reason, a flooded inbox of pictures and messages of guys who thought she was me and felt a desire to tell me all about their ticklish penis. She didn't even ask for pictures in the original post. So why I got some is beyond me. I think it was Brandi Elizabeth who summed it up best "Happy Birthday! Here's a dick pic!" lol. It was mildly entertaining at first, but I'm still getting messages, and it's beyond annoying at this point.

While I want it to be perfectly clear, I hold no ill will towards her at all, I DO want to sum it up by saying, "Really, Gentlemen? Can you not take half a second to read? Our screen names are different, obviously. That should be your first clue. It's getting ridiculous."

 

[c7_assassin]

My mayor smokes crack.

 

[Candygirl]

My 2 friends have been so involved in their bromance lately that they haven't been by to see me at all lol

 

[Bohemianne]

I might have heartburn...

 

[c7_assassin]

I used to have a doughnut... then I got hungry and I ate the doughnut... and now I don't have a doughnut anymore.

 

[Candygirl]

I am out of booze

 

[c7_assassin]

There are no movies playing that don't make me apoplectic with rage.

 

[Candygirl]

I didn't know what apoplectic meant and had to look it up

 

[c7_assassin]

I think I may have actually used the word incorrectly, since it already implies rage...

 

[Candygirl]

I actually DID look it up and noticed you used it incorrectly and I was disappointed lol

 

[c7_assassin]

I must now ritually commit seppuku in order to purge my dishonour...

 

[Candygirl]

I understood that sentence and now feel like a nerd :/

 

[c7_assassin]

Every time I use a sentence like that in real life I get nothing but blank stares... also nobody knows what apoplexy is either. :/