Barbershopman
TMF Master
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I posted this here because it was a dream.
Last night I was dreaming I was on the set of ESPN to show off my kickoff/punt return skills (hey I said it was a dream). I was on the arena looking field and in walks Erin Andrews. She was dressed in a black pantsuit with a pink blouse, nylons and high-heeled strappy sandals.
We talked to a little bit and then she asked to see my skills. She "punts" me the ball and I take it and start running up the field. She grabs me around the waist to little avail as I drag her toward the goal line. Her heels didn't give her any traction to bring me down. Anyway I cross the goalline and she is sitting behind me with her feet sticking out between my legs. She exclaims she couldn't tackle me and that's when I said that she had the wrong type of footwear on and I titilated her toes which made her giggle as I helped her up.
Her turn to field so I took the ball and saw her remove her heels to put on those footglove type shoes. I walked back turned around to see those "shoes" tossed aside and her in her stocking feet waiting to receive my "punt". I threw the ball to her and by the time she fielded it, I had tackled her in the end zone for a touch back. Then the alarm clock went off and woke me up. Quick tickle with a beautiful woman cut short, but it was a heck of a dream!
Barbershopman
Last night I was dreaming I was on the set of ESPN to show off my kickoff/punt return skills (hey I said it was a dream). I was on the arena looking field and in walks Erin Andrews. She was dressed in a black pantsuit with a pink blouse, nylons and high-heeled strappy sandals.
We talked to a little bit and then she asked to see my skills. She "punts" me the ball and I take it and start running up the field. She grabs me around the waist to little avail as I drag her toward the goal line. Her heels didn't give her any traction to bring me down. Anyway I cross the goalline and she is sitting behind me with her feet sticking out between my legs. She exclaims she couldn't tackle me and that's when I said that she had the wrong type of footwear on and I titilated her toes which made her giggle as I helped her up.
Her turn to field so I took the ball and saw her remove her heels to put on those footglove type shoes. I walked back turned around to see those "shoes" tossed aside and her in her stocking feet waiting to receive my "punt". I threw the ball to her and by the time she fielded it, I had tackled her in the end zone for a touch back. Then the alarm clock went off and woke me up. Quick tickle with a beautiful woman cut short, but it was a heck of a dream!
Barbershopman