Mash
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These are the little things in life that make me happy, conveniently thrown together in a song!
An apple pie,
A bright blue sky,
A breezy meadow in July.
An ice cream bar,
A shooting star,
The sound of a steel guitar!
I love the sound of rain,
Wearing a hat and cane,
Tiffany window panes; lovely to see!
Frost on a window sill,
The feel of a dollar bill,
Vacations in Brazil fill me with glee!
These are all the little things that make me smile.
This is all stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie,
So let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy!
A strip of lace,
A pretty face.
Eugenics really makes the case!
Counting sheeps,
And froggy leaps.
Touching Harold inappropriately while he sleeps!
I love the feel of grain,
The screams of a man in pain,
Blood coming down like rain; showering me!
That everlasting thrill,
During the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill; got off scott-free!
These are all the little things that make me smile.
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile.
One day I will eat your brain, and it'll be great,
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate!
Also, if you can figure out where I got this, then ten points to Gryffindor! And no. I'm not a sociopath.
An apple pie,
A bright blue sky,
A breezy meadow in July.
An ice cream bar,
A shooting star,
The sound of a steel guitar!
I love the sound of rain,
Wearing a hat and cane,
Tiffany window panes; lovely to see!
Frost on a window sill,
The feel of a dollar bill,
Vacations in Brazil fill me with glee!
These are all the little things that make me smile.
This is all stuff that makes life worthwhile.
Everybody knows the Holocaust was a lie,
So let's sing about the things we like and don't be shy!
A strip of lace,
A pretty face.
Eugenics really makes the case!
Counting sheeps,
And froggy leaps.
Touching Harold inappropriately while he sleeps!
I love the feel of grain,
The screams of a man in pain,
Blood coming down like rain; showering me!
That everlasting thrill,
During the final kill,
Body dumped in a landfill; got off scott-free!
These are all the little things that make me smile.
This is all the stuff that makes life worthwhile.
One day I will eat your brain, and it'll be great,
So let's sing about the things we like and meet your fate!
Also, if you can figure out where I got this, then ten points to Gryffindor! And no. I'm not a sociopath.
