TMI Tuesday -- 11/17/09 -- Under the sheets.

[CrystalLight]

Housework could damage Sperm Count!?
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1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

5. When was the last time you had sex?

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

 

[venray]

Housework could damage Sperm Count!?
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1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Of course...

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I am usually just me. I smile first and talk later.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

A good mix of both. I am a true switch in every sense of the word.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Yes/ No

5. When was the last time you had sex?

2 nights ago

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Can be good if the connection is there.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Random...sometimes..define out of the ordinary

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Nice smile and can hold a conversation on more than one topic.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Talk about it and sincerely mean it when they say "I'm sorry"

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Depends on where my head is at...somewhere between a sloth and a rabbit...

 

[Angel77]

Love these! Thanks Jo!

Giddy up!

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yes, but never fully "all they way." OMFG, I totally read that wrong. For some reason I thought it was same sex........

Hell yes I've had sexual experiences with the opposite sex.

I'm such an ass

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Hmmm, usually I get myself into shy dumbass mode! I never knew how to act in front of people I liked so instead of screwing it up, I get shy believe it or not. Yep me, shy. Told you I can do it!

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

dominated

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Never have but I can't say that the thought hasn't crossed my mind a few times. I've fantasized about it, sure. Although I have heard what a mess it could turn out to be so perhaps it's not worth it? I'd definitely would prefer two girls and a guy to two guys and a girl though.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

too long!!!!!

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

I've never done it but I wouldn't look down on someone that did. Perhaps the chemistry was just right......

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

I LOVE a man in uniform! I love boobs! I love watching BDSM vids. I love receiving oral sex, one of my most favorite things in the world! I love to be paddled, flogged, spanked, etc. I love using my shower head for um, things that feel good. I'm sure there are more but my brain isn't awake yet.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Sense of humor. You get me to laugh (without tickling me) and you're in! I love a guy that can appreciate my warped sense of humor! Honesty, loyalty and someone who is strong are good ones too. I like to feel like I'm safe and cared for when being held by a strong guy

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

By basically kissing my ass until I've decided that everything is ok lol. I'm very stubborn so that could take a while! Just until I feel that they're really sorry for what they've done

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Ha ha! Love bugs. I'm telling you........what they say about a woman's sex drive in their thirties is true! Too bad I'm lovin' myself these days......

 

[leafstk]

Wowow... no hold barred, eh Jo? Cool!

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Of course LOL

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I smile... and act like a goof. Doesn't always work, but it usually grabs their attention

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Like Ray, switch all the way... balance is everything

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

In a tickling scenario? Certainly. In a sexual scenario... absolutely not. I feel that is something special to be shared between two people and not another party. As much of a turn-on the scenario is for most guys anyway, I honestly don't know if I could take that kind of pressure, LOL! But really no, I would never consider it if I was in a committed relationship.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Over a month ago

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Bad. I like to get to know the person first and foremost... sexual activity to me can only come if we "click"

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Aside from tickling and having an interest in pretty female feet? Not really. But if someone would do the "Leia Buns" thing for me sometime, that would be awesome Okay... in terms of the aforementioned fetishes, I like girls in cute sneakers and low-cut socks. I don't know why, but it is definitely a turn-on

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Personality obvioiusly... which should include a good sense of humour, adventure and I like someone with a free spirit.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

They have to make an honest effort... if trust has been broken, its probably off.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Would it be too corny to say a laughing hyena?

 

[drewskee]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Yes.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
I'm actually usually pretty shy around people I like.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominate, for the most part.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I haven't yet, but I totally would.

5. When was the last time you had sex?
Almost a month ago.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
I think it can be good if a strong connection is there.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
Women with pretty feet, women with pretty feet wearing jeans, women with pretty feet wearing pajamas, blindfolds, cleave gags, tape gags, chair bondage, hogties....just a few examples. Oh, and tickling (DUHHHH).

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Cute face with a nice smile, sense of humor, understanding, open-mindedness, caring, easygoing....pretty feet are always a plus as well.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
Depends on exactly how they screwed up. If they cheated on me, I'd kick her ass to the curb.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
I honestly have no idea.

 

[Artoo]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Indeed so.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I joke a lot, tend to be sarcastic, flirt shamelessly with them...

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Biscuit! No CAKE! No, Biscuit. No, CAKE! BISCUIT CAKE BISCUIT CAKE BISCUIT CAKE BISCUIT CAKE!

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Yeah, I have that.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Too long ago...good few months at least.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

I prefer to have a connection with the person I'm fucking...so I guess it depends on how well that first date goes.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Tickling, being dressed up like a woman, watching girls give that playful/seductive smile that they can do... *melts*

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Playfulness, good banter, similar worldview to myself.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

They do something for me that I know they really don't want to do. Couldn't specify what that is exactly, it'll change from person to person.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

It's a typically Homo Sapiens Sapiens sex drive.

 

[Angel77]

I fucked up the very first question. The first one!!!!

 

[..Glamorous..]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yes, probably more than I should have. lol

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Talk to them.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Dominated, for sure.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

I have, but I most likely won't ever do that again.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Uh, Wednesday, I believe.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Depends. I mean I've done it numerous times. LOL.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Thunderstorms. Yupp. I'd say that's out of the ordinary.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Personality, humor.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Typically, an apology is all I need. I mean unless it was something drastic then they can fuck off.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

All depends, it varies day to day.

 

[CrystalLight]

I fucked up the very first question. The first one!!!!

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

It's a typically Homo Sapiens Sapiens sex drive.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

All depends, it varies day to day.

BOOOOOO ON BOTH OF YOU!!

 

[..Glamorous..]

BOOOOOO ON BOTH OF YOU!!

Rawr.

 

[AmandaBear]

Oh gosh, these'll be hard to answer since I'm such a n00b.

1.Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Nope. And the thought doesn't appeal to me, to be honest. =/ I mean, I've never fantasized about anything sexual with the opposite sex.
Just how I was born. XD

2.When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Smile and attempt to start up a conversation, making lots of eye-contact.

3.Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Not into BDSM, so neither...I guess?

4.Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

When hell freezes over, maybe I would.

5.When was the last time you had sex?

Like...never.

6.Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Um...doesn't sound like a good idea to me. It sounds quite rare, anyway.

7.Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Well, I love tall women. Or...make that any woman who's taller than my 5 foot 3. lol XD I guess it's because I like a woman's legs and thighs or something. Oh, and I love teh bewbiez, too! Other than that, I'm pretty "normal". lol

8.What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Humor, intelligence, playfulness, and spirituality. I also like a woman who's fun and outgoing, yet enjoys nice, quiet days indoors.

9.Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Hmm...I'm not sure, really. Lots of hugs and sincere apologies would be nice. ^^

10.If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Um...a rabbit? No, wait.
A lezbearosaurus? :

 

[goddess_nemesis]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yeah.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I get nervous, butterflies. I talk to them.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Dominated, though not in the true sense of the word.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Nope, but I've thought about it. I've even told my boyfriend, which surprised him. I don't know if I'll have one so for now it's just a fantasy.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Sunday afternoon.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Bad because I want to be sure that there's something there between us before we move to the next level.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

I have turn ons but I don't consider them random or out of the ordinary.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Sense of humor, intelligence, open-mindedness

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

Depends on how royally. With most anything a sincere apology will do.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

I don't know.

 

[Artoo]

BOOOOOO ON BOTH OF YOU!!

Fine...

 

[Gothika]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

yupperz
2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

just be my self
3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

im a switch
4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
no/no
5. When was the last time you had sex?
months ago
6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
depends on the situation
7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
nopper
8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
good sence of humor
9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
talk about it
10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
bigfoot

 

[DeBris]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

yes.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

I just talk to them the natural way. then I blink more.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

dominated

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Almost

5. When was the last time you had sex?

yesterday

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

If I am dating a long time friend, it wo't be bad

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

if he pushes me to the wall like he will kill me but only to kiss me

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

if he is simply smooth and dark like he ascend from hell

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

by simply admitting his or her fault honestly

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?[/QUOTE]

preying mantis lol

 

[Mister Scruff]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

I have fumbled with a few dodgy undergarments in my time, yes.

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Generally try to find something to start a conversation about; f'rinstance, if she has a university logo on her coat or a cartoon character on her t-shirt. Works better if I know something about the thing in question. If nothing's immediately obvious I'll ask her for the time and see if she has an accent I can pick up on. Otherwise, it's a case of "Excuse me; do you have a brother called John by any chance?"

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

Depends on the situation; both can be fun

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Not the cool kind, but... yes.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Last Friday. So, like... three days or something.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

I wouldn't generally think any less of a woman for giving it out easy, unless she was all desperate and needy and stuff.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?

Red hair, blue eyes, long legs, strappy heels. Pretty ordinary I'd say, although I do have a "thing" for gothy, university types with piercings, tattoos, and outlandish hair colours.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Physical ones, although if she can't hold a conversation, is a bit of a goon, or seems to take herself a bit too seriously then that's a deal-breaker. Don't really know how to be around like that.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

If it's not cheating, apologise and be contrite. If it's cheating, fuck off and don't come back.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Any animal that hibernates for three out of every four months, then wakes up and is suddenly randy as all hell.

 

[Saeria]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

I think I have

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
I'm pretty counter productive when it comes to this. Usually I avoid people I am attracted to unless I somehow grow a temporary spine. Then I usually wind up acting like a retard.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominated, please

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have, it was lots of fun, yeah I'd do it again maybe once or twice. Just no water beds this time. Getting flipped out of one while naked as a jaybird isn't fun.

5. When was the last time you had sex? This evening... I know I'm getting old when I start setting "sex appointments".

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Not necessarily my bag, but I imagine anything could happen

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
More than I can count or own up to.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Their brains... mmm brains...

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
by leaving me the hell alone for about an hour until I get over it. I'm fickle like a kid so I don't stay mad as long as I'm left to my own devices.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
A turtle... I'm slow and clumsy, but damn I'm determined

on a side note, did you know a female hyena gives birth through a phallus?

 

[Flatfoot]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Yeah, I've had a few. The physical evidence is currently watching Sesame Street!

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
I don't. I've never mastered this. It's probably why I've always been with bold women. I go with blatantly obvious.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
I'm a switch, but for the context of the question, I'll say dominated.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
No, I would TOTALLY ruin this! If it was me and two women, I'm a horrible multi-tasker, and I need to completely focus my attention on one woman. If it was one woman and another guy, and I could get over the awkwardness of being in close proximity to another dude with a boner, I would be over-analytical about the situation, wondering who the woman was more interested in, thinking the other dude's a tool (while comparing myself TO him!), and/or thinking negatively, "Oh my God, she's using the both of us!"

5. When was the last time you had sex?
About a week ago.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
Depends, I guess. As moody and changeable as my mind is, it could be either.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
Out of the ordinary for us? Besides the fetishes, I'm gonna say a woman's unique smell. I'm not talking about perfumes and body sprays. I've learned that if I'm attracted to a particular scent, I can know a particular woman's presence upon entering a room.

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Off the top of my head, geekiness, a nurturing attitude, a propensity to touch in social interaction (though this can lead to jealousy.), someone who's brain is as active as mine (not necessarily referring to intelligence, but her mind's... I dunno, the gears are turning fast.), and I'm comfortable enough to talk to her about stuff, without the insecurity of wondering if I'm just rambling about shit she doesn't want to hear about. Oh! An important one: I'm a moody person, and a woman who can adapt to those changes and understand that is AWESOME!

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
Ugh... If it's something that can be fixed, just take an active attempt to fix it, and before I get annoyed and fix it myself. If it's something that CAN'T be fixed, I'm gonna say that usually an apology and an ACTUAL display of remorse--a sincere apology will do the trick. Realistically? Just turn it around on me and convince me it was somehow my fault, and I'll usually feel guilty and believe you!

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
A LOBSTER:

"After studying them, what I realized is that they're really primitive and their reactions are automated responses to chemical stimuli to achieve certain outcomes. It's not as though lobsters are doing a lot of thinking down there."

 

[Mister Scruff]

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominated, please

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
A turtle... I'm slow and clumsy, but damn I'm determined

Marry plz.

on a side note, did you know a female hyena gives birth through a phallus?

No (and also euuuuw), although I do know that hyenas are bigger than lions. Which is weird.

 

[poopies]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?

Yeppers

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?

Usually nothing. I try to be myself and hope they go after me. It's worked twice. I should try something different.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?

No preference.

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?

Never have, and probably wouldn't, but if there were two attractive women pressuring me to do it, I'm sure I'd cave. I'm weak like that.

5. When was the last time you had sex?

Is it pathetic that I remember the exact date? It's only because it was a holiday. 4th of July.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?

Generally bad. I'd prefer not to, but if the girl was pushing for it... like I said... I'm weak.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn-ons?

Bangs and bed head...

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.

Intelligence, sense of humor, independence, quirkiness... similar hobbies.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]

If it's not cheating, apologize and be contrite. If it's cheating, fuck off and don't come back.

This.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Argentine Lake Duck

 

[Angel77]

Lol, I'm such a dumbass at times!

 

[Flatfoot]

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
A turtle... I'm slow and clumsy, but damn I'm determined

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[Flatfoot]

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?

Argentine Lake Duck

"The Argentine lake duck may be small, but don’t take pity on it. See, the drake (male duck) of the lowly fowl has the longest penis of any bird species in the world.

From head to tail, the Argentine lake duck measures about 17 inches. That also happens to be the length of its corkscrew-shaped penis when stretched out. The tip of the penis is soft and brush-like, which the drake uses to brush away sperms deposited by a previous suitor.

University of Alaska Kevin McCracken explains that the ducks are promiscuous, and the long penis may be an evolutionary adaptation for the males to become more attractive to the females. That, and the drake also uses his penis to "lasso" a female who tries to escape from it."

 

[Flatfoot]

Fine...

"A virgin queen that survives to adulthood without being killed by her rivals will take a mating flight with a dozen or so male drones (out of tens of thousands eligible bachelors in the colony). But don’t call these drones lucky because during mating, their genitals explode and snap off inside the queen!

Strange as it is, this actually makes evolutionary sense: the snapped-off penis acts as a genital plug to prevent other drones from fertilizing the queen. But tell that to the dead drone whose penis just exploded."



Okay, I'm done! I promise!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

1. Have you ever had a sexual experience with the opposite sex?
Yesh

2. When you see someone you like, how do you act, how do you get their attention?
I'm a terrible attention-getter. I tend to be quiet, shy when I first meet them - after that I'm mostly just silly with them.

3. Dominate or dominated, which do you prefer?
Dominated

4. Would you/ Have you ever had a threesome?
I have not, but I can't say I wouldn't. Never say never.

5. When was the last time you had sex?
Psh.

6. Sex on the first date...good or bad?
I guess it depends on the circumstances. If you've known someone for a long time and are just now dating, it might be more likely than if the first date is in the very beginning of knowing the person.

7. Do you have any random or out of the ordinary turn ons?
Aside from TMF-related stuff -- smelling good, musicians

8. What attributes attract you to a potential partner.
Someone whose sense of humor matches mine is SO important. I can't stand somebody who takes me or himself too seriously.

9. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/SO screwed up royally and you're pretty upset. How do they make it up to you? [[Doesn't have to be sexual!]]
A sincere apology is really all that I need, and an effort to improve upon that particular behavior in the future.

10. If you could compare your sex drive to an animal, what animal would that be?
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