1. Look around you and name 3 ordinary items that could be used sexually.
Ooh, a tough one right out the gate! Hmm... ummm, a video game controller... a hot sauce packet... annnnd... some napkins?
2. What is one of the best things you've done so far this summer?
I installed this in my truck a few nights ago. It was my Christmas present from a few years ago, and it was sitting in my closet collecting dust. I was intimidated that it would be too difficult for me to do (Plus, I needed to buy a wiring harness!), but I was wrong!
3. What is one thing you have yet to do this summer that you want to do?
Rip out all the grass in my 10' x 10' backyard, and replace it with concrete pavers. It's simply too damn hot, plus I hate anything that involves grass or landscaping.
4. What is your favorite comfort food?
I'm embarrassed that I had to look up the definition for "comfort food". For the longest time, I've misinterpreted its meaning.
For me, it would be pasta with marinara sauce and Italian sausage, heavily seasoned with real, cut garlic.
5. What is the most bizarre thing someone has ever asked you to do sexually?
Allow them to cut me with a knife and lick my blood.
6. How much of your online personality transcends into your real life? What’s the biggest difference between the two?
The majority of it. Online, I try to be ME me, just translated into text. The biggest difference is that I'm much more eloquent through text than I am verbally.
7. What sexual act could you not live without?
The orgasm!
8. What is on the wall in your bedroom?
Sadly, our walls are bare, save dust. Many times, GirlsDoItToo will get ambitious and tell me she wants to decorate, and I'm the sourpuss who either doesn't want to use the energy, or I don't think we have enough money to spend on the decorating resources to where I won't feel guilty, later. I think this is something I want to change before the summer is up...
9. What is your most hated chore on your household chore list?
Any of them? lol Seriously, I'm gonna say yard-work. I'd sooner get the urge to rob a liquor store with a banana before I got the urge to cut grass. The fact that the majority of my grass gets cut by someone else is the one thing I like about living in an HOA. However, they're not responsible for the little 10' x 10' square inside the fence line, which we're responsible for. Hence the reason I want to tear it out and put concrete tiles in its place.
10. What quality do you value most in a man/woman?
Most? Another toughie... My priorities have frequently changed over the years, and it's hard to narrow it down to most important when there are so many things I find important... clean, drug-free, ambitious, affectionate, responsible, faithful, non-smoking, self-respecting, sexually-charged, not a dead-beat... this list is not all-inclusive, and could go on and on. The simple answer is that I don't know.
Bonus: What would you do differently if you knew no-one would judge you?
The one thing that keeps coming to mind is to go to school for professional wrestling. It's not fear of judgment for the act, so much as being judged for paying over $1400 for schooling, when I'd be paying for skills that can seriously get me injured, and where I'd most likely never do anything beyond small, independent shows where it's doubtful that I'd even be paid for performing.
and destroy the Rhino 
(a gift from my sister!), and some different prints of my favorite paintings I bought on my travels to Italy 
