To all my friends on here

[McNoodle]

I just got a call from Dick Clark saying I won the Rapturer's Clearing House grand prize!! Apparently liftoff is 6 p.m. so I just wanted to thank y'all for everything! Much love!

Pasta-r McNoodle

 

[falcon]

By contract, you must share your winnings with co-founding members of OBM and OBM International lol!!!

 

[totoforhire]

Good job! What do you do to win the prize?

 

[stroker]

It sounds heavenly

 

[Angel77]

Take care Beavis!

 

[leafstk]

Aloha my friend! :

Don't forget your jetpack!

 

[texastickler]

LOL! You crazy Noodle you. Congrats man! I hope you had a safe trip.

 

[McNoodle]

Damnit! It was an advertising scam by the JW! Can't wait for them to knock on my door again!

 

[stroker]

Ah well back down to earth then.

 

[texastickler]

 

[Bugman]

Damnit! It was an advertising scam by the JW! Can't wait for them to knock on my door again!

Damn Jehovah's Witnesses. You can't trust 'em I tell ya..

 

[ShiningIce]

I was looking to floating in the sky naked.