Today I will not..........

[milagros317]

Today I will not garrote anybody named Xavier.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not drive over the speed limit.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not garrote anybody named Yancy.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not fall asleep till at least 10PM!

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not garrote anybody named Zeke.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not run my heater!

 

[Ticklishcowboy]

Go to work.

 

[Bellylaughs]

Today i will not.... give..... in..... to..... my..... urge..... to...... tsb...... AGH!

 

[Edge]

Today I will not get distracted and focus on my work!

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named Al by the neck until dead.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not yell at anyone.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not confuse for being Monday!

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named Bob by the neck until dead.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not sleep without a/c.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not be sad.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named Charles by the neck until dead.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not think about tomorrow.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named David by the neck until dead.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not get rained on.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not stress out.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named Ed by the neck until dead.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not sleep without a/c on.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named Felix by the neck until dead.

 

[Edge]

Today I will not get mad at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

Today I will not hang anybody named George by the neck until dead.